I am going to write an historical romance novel.
it will be about pirates or vikings or feuding virile highlanders. Perhaps there will be a houri scene. Maybe not. Perhaps time travel will be involved.
I am now taking auditions for characters in the romance. Please state in your post the following:
1.}the type of character you would like to be--heroine, hero, servant, best friend mother, father, villaine, bad guy, minion, theiving gypsy plot device
2.}you are: male/female/other [please specify, if other, be descriptive.]
3.}have you ever been in a n historical romance novel before? please describe. was there time travel? a spanking scene?
4.}bonus points for experience as a viking/pirate/highlander/irish bard/regency era socialite. please specify if you have more than one family going in diferent centuries/catagories.
5.}If you are female, why are you still a virgin, unless you are a widow, please be detailed and confusing--er- I mean convincing. This does not apply if you are not planning on being the heroine.
thank you. all applications will be considered.
it will be about pirates or vikings or feuding virile highlanders. Perhaps there will be a houri scene. Maybe not. Perhaps time travel will be involved.
I am now taking auditions for characters in the romance. Please state in your post the following:
1.}the type of character you would like to be--heroine, hero, servant, best friend mother, father, villaine, bad guy, minion, theiving gypsy plot device
2.}you are: male/female/other [please specify, if other, be descriptive.]
3.}have you ever been in a n historical romance novel before? please describe. was there time travel? a spanking scene?
4.}bonus points for experience as a viking/pirate/highlander/irish bard/regency era socialite. please specify if you have more than one family going in diferent centuries/catagories.
5.}If you are female, why are you still a virgin, unless you are a widow, please be detailed and confusing--er- I mean convincing. This does not apply if you are not planning on being the heroine.
thank you. all applications will be considered.
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2.}you are: male/female/other [please specify, if other, be descriptive.] - Hermaphroditic. Thus is the source of my evil nature revealed. I hate all others because I envy them their normal sexual alignment.
3.}have you ever been in a n historical romance novel before? please describe. was there time travel? a spanking scene? - Yes I have and we actually had to spank the heroine of the story in order to activate the time traveling device.
4.}bonus points for experience as a viking/pirate/highlander/irish bard/regency era socialite. please specify if you have more than one family going in diferent centuries/catagories. - I once played the daughter of a Viking born Pirate who raped a bonny Irish lass who was a bard who had been betrothed to a Highlander chieftan. When i was born they left me on the steps of a socialites home where I was taken in and taught the ways of sexual obedience.
5.}If you are female, why are you still a virgin, unless you are a widow, please be detailed and confusing--er- I mean convincing. This does not apply if you are not planning on being the heroine. - I am neither female nor a virgin. In any sense of the word.
-Josh
2.}male
3.}Hmmm... I don't think so, although I do recall a spanking scene at some point...
4.}Irish bard in a past life, I'm told
5.}N/A