alice

blah. moved some stuff out of my apartment on this weekend. big fun for a friday night, eh? i had an open house here on saturday morning. i was trying to convince all the potential tenants that they like the way i painted the place, cuz it's better than having all white walls. 2 more weeks left, still gotta find a p.o. box and a good time to rent a u haul and a job that pays a million dollars. not really.... worked at q on saturday night. couldn't have asked for a better crowd. everybody was so wonderfully nice and the event was really cool. it was quite refreshing. oh, and you know who showed up for the masquerade ball for q? the youngest brother from home improvement. i didn't realize it was him until after i collected his ticket. funny stuff... i decided to go through old diaries of mine. it's weird to read about stuff that happened that i had totally forgotten about. a lot of what i wrote about is really depressing. the thought of just going through them is kind of sad. little pieces of my life that i can't have back, unresolved issues, horrible things people did to me and vice versa.... wanna hear the latest rumor circling around cupertino about little ole alice? well, as i hear it, i'm doing a bunch of underground porno movies in san francisco. funny thing, i live in los angeles, not sf, so i'm not really sure how i'm hanging out in some weird building fucking people on camera. funny, never the less. it's kind of like playing telephone. one person says something and you see how it comes out at the end of the line. oh, and did i mention how my best friend's mom seems to think i'm a lesbian just because i'm on this site. how does that make me a lesbian? next time i'm in cupertino i'm going to tell everybody that i'm a lesbian crackwhore prostitute/porn star who's hopped up on heroin and likes to do midgets and ponies and shove cucumbers up my ass...... is claudia in los angeles yet? and why is nobody feeding me chocolate yet?