ALICE'S FACT SHEET
Round One
Today's Series: Things Said to My Face/Directly to Me
Fact One: i have been called a bitch way more times than i can count.
Fact Two: i have been never been called a slut by someone that i wasn't friends with/didn't know me well enough to say it.
Fact Three: i have been called ugly once.... when i was in 6th grade at science camp.
Fact Four: i have been called fat (mostly in a *polite* imlplying sort of way) 1/4 as many times i have been called a bitch.
Fact Five: i have never been called psychotic by someone who wasn't kidding.
Fact Six: i have been told that i have an "ass of a 12 year old boy" once... by a boyfriend.
Fact Seven: i have been called stupid 1/4 as many times as i've been called fat.
*please note that this is NOT me asking you to pity me or tell me i'm hot or anything. i just thought this was kind of a fun idea for a journal.
Round One
Today's Series: Things Said to My Face/Directly to Me
Fact One: i have been called a bitch way more times than i can count.
Fact Two: i have been never been called a slut by someone that i wasn't friends with/didn't know me well enough to say it.
Fact Three: i have been called ugly once.... when i was in 6th grade at science camp.
Fact Four: i have been called fat (mostly in a *polite* imlplying sort of way) 1/4 as many times i have been called a bitch.
Fact Five: i have never been called psychotic by someone who wasn't kidding.
Fact Six: i have been told that i have an "ass of a 12 year old boy" once... by a boyfriend.
Fact Seven: i have been called stupid 1/4 as many times as i've been called fat.
*please note that this is NOT me asking you to pity me or tell me i'm hot or anything. i just thought this was kind of a fun idea for a journal.
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i may even go get them done tonight.
couple long, hard days at work, so i might want to just slouch on the couch and drink beer, but it's also refreshingly stress relieving to inflict physical pain on yourself.
we'll see.
i like your facts sheet.
i've been called homely - by my best friend in 6th grade.
a co-worker once asked me if i had MS b/c i'm so clumsy.
i've been told i look like suzanne vega (no relation
i look just like my mom.
my gym teacher called me Rusty Gate b/c he said i swung a bat like a screen door and i squealed whenever i swung.
and i have been at least 2nd choice, if not lower, for at least 4 guys i "dated".
i can't wait for a new fun fact sheet a/b adorable Alice