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Friday Jan 27, 2006

Jan 27, 2006
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Hello all, heres a ridiculous story for ya.

Last night I was expecting to come home to a brand new laptop computer. After thoroughly looking around my apartment for a package or some sort of delivery notice and finding nothing, I decided to check the tracking number on UPS.com. When I check it told me that my package had been delivered at 1pm that day and someone named Cobb signed for it. I dont know anyone named Cobb and I had already determined that my computer was definitely nowhere to be found in my apartment. So, I called them.
This is how the conversation went:
Me: Hi, I checked my tracking number online and its telling me that my package was delivered but I see no package. Can you help me?
UPS: Sure, can I have your tracking number?
Blah blah blah
UPS: Ok, Your package was delivered to 67 whitman
Me: WHAT!!!!!! Where the hell is that?
UPS: Um, I see a note here that says we attempted to deliver your package to ** something St. but we were told upon arrival that you had moved. So we looked your name up in our system and found an Alexsandria **** on 67 whitman St. and delivered it there
Me: is this a joke?
UPS: No miss, Im sorry, do you not live at 67 Whitman st.
Me: No I dont fucking live there, what the hell is wrong with you people, do you realize you just sent a $2000 laptop to some random person in the ghetto. I live in the ghetto! That computer is already sold I promise you!

And my ranting continued on from there. Can you believe that? Is that not the most asinine thing you have ever heard? How could they send it off to some random house that just happens to have the same name as me?
Well, the situation was resolved when I called dell. They are sending me a new computer. Some lucky motherfucker in the ghetto just got a new computer.

Pictures of me spinning fire to come soon!
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
kiley:
you should kick those people. hard.
Jan 29, 2006
philosophocles:
I'm with Jaytan. Yeah it sucks you gotta wait for the computer to come.. But you still got a free replacement and now you've basically gotten a free computer for someone who probably couldn't afford one. Kinda cool if you ask me.
Jan 29, 2006

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