So, was her name Katalina or Katarina?Katalina or Katarina? For the life of me i cant rememberi think it was Katarina, she looks like a Katarina.
Either way, her name is atleast a foot taller than she is.
5 foot 1, maybe.
90 pounds, maybe.
She's the kind o' girl Sammy would give his left nutt foryoung, pretty, and small enough to fit in yr front pocket. Unfortunately the girl might be a chick.
She's been working at Family Video for a while, i've seen her a number of times, only ever noting how absolutely tiny she is, how young her voice is, and how much effect she has on the patrons.
She seems cold, which people take as untouchable, and that makes them want her even more.
It's an irritating cycle, i know.
She almost immediately got the Sammy I'd Fuck Her Seal of Approval.
You'd fuck a pillow.
I do fuck a pillow.
...Which one...?
Wouldn't you like to know.
I dunno why he doesnt just list the things/people he wouldnt fuck, save us all the time.
Katawhatever is a girl in the way that when i think about her i feel like a pedophile. But she might be a chick.
Heres the thing, i never start conversations. Hardly ever. I try not to. I do this so i know that the person talking to me is really talking to me, really wanting to talk to me, and not just being nice or accommodating. It's a safeguard against high expectations.
We see her twice a week, and twice a week S tries to coax a smile outta her, and every time it's the same schtickphone number, nights, money, nary a smile in sight. Or a real smile. Every week, same jive; every week, same results.
So Friday we're at FV and, outta the blue she says, nice shirt.
I'm wearing one of my last KMFDM shirtsthe only one that's not in tatters. Attak.
And there goes five minutes.
And now i have to make an Industrial Mix.
And i cant remember her fucking name.
Walking out, S says, I cant stand her fucking voice.
I know.
Nails onna chalkboard.
I know.
She's really small.
It's the hair, dudechicks dig the hair.
She's, like, a third of your size.
Dont get pissy.
I'm not getting pissy, i'm just saying...
It really has to be the hair. It pisses me off that she digs Short Haired Luc, whereas Long Haired Luc wouldnt get the time of day. This is why i think she's a girl as opposed to a chick. It's hard telling when he's wearing her work stuffthey all look kinda preppy at FV, that's their schtick.
This happened once before, a girl that S likes showing more interest in me, but we have an unspoken ruleS gets the girls, i get the chicks. It works for me cos i hate girls. Girls piss me off.
Sammy on the other hand would fuck a pillowgirl or chick, it doesnt matter to him.
With Whats-Her-Face from a while back, that was S overstepping the bounds. She was a chick, straight-up. Chicks dont really dig all that much on S. And when she went for me, he cock-blocked. And a year an a half later, i'm still sore.
This FV chick, i didnt know she was a chick. She dressed girlie. She doesnt really act girlie, but i know that now. Before, she was a girl, out of bounds. Now she's a possible chick, a possible thing.
So, S is vain, superficial, and traditional. He's also competitive as hell, so it's no surprise that he'd give me shit over the FV girl/chick. And, honestly, she's not my type. She's a bit too femmey, and, yes, too tiny, but i might just play along, if only to fuck with Sammy.
I'll make the mix, see where it goes.
Great weekend.
Church: [Frank has arrived too late to save Tex's life] First of all, great job on the Tex, man. Mission accomplished. Secondly, the way that we need you to assist is to help us kill all the Reds.
Frank DuFresne: Well, even if my orders didn't prohibit me from doing that, I still wouldn't. I joined the army as a conscientious objector.
Tucker: Consci... who?
Frank DuFresne: I'm a pacifist.
Caboose: ...You're a thing that babies suck on?
Tucker: No, dude, that's a pedophile.
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.
Tucker: Oh, yeah. Right. Man, I was totally thinking about something else.
Church: That's real classy, Tucker
Either way, her name is atleast a foot taller than she is.
5 foot 1, maybe.
90 pounds, maybe.
She's the kind o' girl Sammy would give his left nutt foryoung, pretty, and small enough to fit in yr front pocket. Unfortunately the girl might be a chick.
She's been working at Family Video for a while, i've seen her a number of times, only ever noting how absolutely tiny she is, how young her voice is, and how much effect she has on the patrons.
She seems cold, which people take as untouchable, and that makes them want her even more.
It's an irritating cycle, i know.
She almost immediately got the Sammy I'd Fuck Her Seal of Approval.
You'd fuck a pillow.
I do fuck a pillow.
...Which one...?
Wouldn't you like to know.
I dunno why he doesnt just list the things/people he wouldnt fuck, save us all the time.
Katawhatever is a girl in the way that when i think about her i feel like a pedophile. But she might be a chick.
Heres the thing, i never start conversations. Hardly ever. I try not to. I do this so i know that the person talking to me is really talking to me, really wanting to talk to me, and not just being nice or accommodating. It's a safeguard against high expectations.
We see her twice a week, and twice a week S tries to coax a smile outta her, and every time it's the same schtickphone number, nights, money, nary a smile in sight. Or a real smile. Every week, same jive; every week, same results.
So Friday we're at FV and, outta the blue she says, nice shirt.
I'm wearing one of my last KMFDM shirtsthe only one that's not in tatters. Attak.
And there goes five minutes.
And now i have to make an Industrial Mix.
And i cant remember her fucking name.
Walking out, S says, I cant stand her fucking voice.
I know.
Nails onna chalkboard.
I know.
She's really small.
It's the hair, dudechicks dig the hair.
She's, like, a third of your size.
Dont get pissy.
I'm not getting pissy, i'm just saying...
It really has to be the hair. It pisses me off that she digs Short Haired Luc, whereas Long Haired Luc wouldnt get the time of day. This is why i think she's a girl as opposed to a chick. It's hard telling when he's wearing her work stuffthey all look kinda preppy at FV, that's their schtick.
This happened once before, a girl that S likes showing more interest in me, but we have an unspoken ruleS gets the girls, i get the chicks. It works for me cos i hate girls. Girls piss me off.
Sammy on the other hand would fuck a pillowgirl or chick, it doesnt matter to him.
With Whats-Her-Face from a while back, that was S overstepping the bounds. She was a chick, straight-up. Chicks dont really dig all that much on S. And when she went for me, he cock-blocked. And a year an a half later, i'm still sore.
This FV chick, i didnt know she was a chick. She dressed girlie. She doesnt really act girlie, but i know that now. Before, she was a girl, out of bounds. Now she's a possible chick, a possible thing.
So, S is vain, superficial, and traditional. He's also competitive as hell, so it's no surprise that he'd give me shit over the FV girl/chick. And, honestly, she's not my type. She's a bit too femmey, and, yes, too tiny, but i might just play along, if only to fuck with Sammy.
I'll make the mix, see where it goes.
Great weekend.
Church: [Frank has arrived too late to save Tex's life] First of all, great job on the Tex, man. Mission accomplished. Secondly, the way that we need you to assist is to help us kill all the Reds.
Frank DuFresne: Well, even if my orders didn't prohibit me from doing that, I still wouldn't. I joined the army as a conscientious objector.
Tucker: Consci... who?
Frank DuFresne: I'm a pacifist.
Caboose: ...You're a thing that babies suck on?
Tucker: No, dude, that's a pedophile.
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.
Tucker: Oh, yeah. Right. Man, I was totally thinking about something else.
Church: That's real classy, Tucker
rephrased:
I find girls annoying, but I'm not sure chicks are where it's at. Generally, I'm more into women. By which I mean, of course, lesbians.