There is a certain part of the populus that should NEVER be allowed to co-mingle with the rest of us. They should be locked inside their domiciles or shot (their choice). This is a lofty proposition, i know, but as a free society i will haggle my idea to a RESTRICTED AREA for these folks.
The official restricted area is is about... we'll say... within one-hundred feet of me. I shall be equipped with a stun-gun at all times, as to neutralize any intruders.
You are all fucking suspectbut you'll be fine if you just shut the fuck up... really. Unless i hold a fucking door for you, then you'd better say Thank You, or you're getting the business end of a stun gun... Or if i say Hi, you'd better fucking reply in kind.
Yes. This will work.
(at risk people: people with funny southern accents, children, old people, teenagers, middle-agers, twenty-somethings, loud people, business people, dorks, geeks, hippies, goths, punks, white-guys with dreadlocks, hip-hopheads, fashion-whores, anyone wearing a cross that's bigger than half a tooth-pick, anyone talking into a cell phone, and pretty much anyone else... you know how it is.)
Did i mention i hate The fucking Doors? I know i cant be the only one...
When did feminism turn into women doing the stupid, base shit that guys do? Isnt this counter productive? Did i miss a memo?
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Lets get unreasonable in this bitch.
Boop.
I was just taking some stuff back to Blockbuster, when i hit onna great film idea. It's kind of a take on The Warriors, but only... without the gang stuff. And violence. Basically it's about two friends trying to walk from one part of Peoria to the other after a party...... basically. It'd be easy-peasy to shoot, i'd only need two primary actors, we could shoot at night, do it guerilla style, bitches. All i gotta do is write the script... which i should do... later... yeah.
The official restricted area is is about... we'll say... within one-hundred feet of me. I shall be equipped with a stun-gun at all times, as to neutralize any intruders.
You are all fucking suspectbut you'll be fine if you just shut the fuck up... really. Unless i hold a fucking door for you, then you'd better say Thank You, or you're getting the business end of a stun gun... Or if i say Hi, you'd better fucking reply in kind.
Yes. This will work.
(at risk people: people with funny southern accents, children, old people, teenagers, middle-agers, twenty-somethings, loud people, business people, dorks, geeks, hippies, goths, punks, white-guys with dreadlocks, hip-hopheads, fashion-whores, anyone wearing a cross that's bigger than half a tooth-pick, anyone talking into a cell phone, and pretty much anyone else... you know how it is.)
Did i mention i hate The fucking Doors? I know i cant be the only one...
When did feminism turn into women doing the stupid, base shit that guys do? Isnt this counter productive? Did i miss a memo?
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Lets get unreasonable in this bitch.
Boop.
I was just taking some stuff back to Blockbuster, when i hit onna great film idea. It's kind of a take on The Warriors, but only... without the gang stuff. And violence. Basically it's about two friends trying to walk from one part of Peoria to the other after a party...... basically. It'd be easy-peasy to shoot, i'd only need two primary actors, we could shoot at night, do it guerilla style, bitches. All i gotta do is write the script... which i should do... later... yeah.
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phoolsfire:
sombody's grouchy woutchy
propaganda4u:
The book will piss you off at people in general and reduce your faith in humanity.