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I'm having stomach problems. This happens every once inna while--I have no appetite. My stomach is all crampy, kinda nauseous. This happens every once inna while. And it's all acidictummy acid keeps popping up my throat.
I'm not hungry for anything, i just feel sick. Not ill sick, just... i dunno, not feeling ickyit feels like nerves.

Weekend Thoughts (oooo-oh, wordplay)

Whilst vacuumingusing a canister vac of some kind, 7.0 or whateverI realized that if my dick were any smaller that itd fit in the tube

WaitI realized that my dick was too big to fit in the vacuum tube.

A mile a minute is only 60mph.

As far as parodies go, Team America is on par with The Princess Bride.
Only, you know, with puppet sex.

Sometimes Im afraid that my indifference is viewed as apathy. Maybe it is apathy, I dunnolike a mellow, easy going type of apathy.
Where do you wanna eat?
Im good for whatever.
What do you wanna do?
Up for anything.
Where do you wanna go?
AnywhereIm good for anything.

I often think too much and that kills my high. Ill start laughing at something, then think: Whatre you laughing atit wasnt that funny.

Good weekend. Onto MapQuest.

Boop.



PS
MapQuest fucked me. I got to the initial destination, but totally fucked myself once i was there. Fucking MapQuest can suck my balls.
Shoulda bought a map whilst i was there. Didnt think of that till i was out of town...the wrong fucking way. I must have went thru every piece of shite town between here and there.

Fucking MapQuest. Fucking poor sense of direction. Fucking fuck.