David doesnt wanna date a ninja chick because, if she ever does something stupid, he wouldnt be able to beat her.
For fear of an ass kicking.
I'm fucking serious, he said this...
This confirms a fact about him that we long suspectedDavid's a pussy and can get his ass beat by a girl.
I mean, he's a woman-beater.
And he's afraid of girls with power.
It's more of that macho shit that he prances around, displaying at the sign of another penis.
...
err...
There's nothing wrong with getting yr ass kicked by a girl, right?
I mean, chicks have pointy, boney-assed knuckles.
And they hit kinda hard kinda.
Even a light hit feels like a hard poke, you know?
If a chick hits you with force, even playing-like, it feels like yr being attacked by a psycho holing four Sharpies, trying to stab you...
err...
I bought Secret Of NIMH (finally) and Realm Of The Senses...because the folks at Suncoast dont have enough shit going on that they have to help me first find an animated movie from the 80's that isnt Disney, and second, a Japanese harcore-erotic classic.
I watched Realm first, of course. Freaky egg-up-vagina, cuttin' off the penis movie before the serious, animated movie about super smart rats...
For fear of an ass kicking.
I'm fucking serious, he said this...
This confirms a fact about him that we long suspectedDavid's a pussy and can get his ass beat by a girl.
I mean, he's a woman-beater.
And he's afraid of girls with power.
It's more of that macho shit that he prances around, displaying at the sign of another penis.
...
err...
There's nothing wrong with getting yr ass kicked by a girl, right?
I mean, chicks have pointy, boney-assed knuckles.
And they hit kinda hard kinda.
Even a light hit feels like a hard poke, you know?
If a chick hits you with force, even playing-like, it feels like yr being attacked by a psycho holing four Sharpies, trying to stab you...
err...
I bought Secret Of NIMH (finally) and Realm Of The Senses...because the folks at Suncoast dont have enough shit going on that they have to help me first find an animated movie from the 80's that isnt Disney, and second, a Japanese harcore-erotic classic.
I watched Realm first, of course. Freaky egg-up-vagina, cuttin' off the penis movie before the serious, animated movie about super smart rats...
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Anyway, I was having a dinner party and the wine was flowing freely. I got into a political discussion with this woman. After I realized our conversation was going nowhere and we polished off another bottle, I challenged her to a slap boxing match to decide whose political perspective was right (the wine destroyed our maturity level). Slap boxing was all fine, until she decided to close her fist and subsequently blacken my eye and give me a bloody nose.
For some reason, I held back and did not retaliate with the baseball bat in the corner. Instead, I decided that it would be better to continue to solve our disagreement with a pro-wrestling match. I was doing well until I had her half airborne and I was coming down, with force, to pin her. She realized that she was screwed and quickly raised her knee as she hit the ground. My ribs connected perfectly with her knee as my full body weight came down upon her. It knocked the wind out of me and she proceeded to kick my ass some more.
Soon I realized that my efforts were futile. I decided to give up, walking away with a bloody nose, black eye, and a cracked rib. I was a mess. I still think that she was one of the coolest women I have met. Tough smart women kick ass.