There are counterfeiters passing fake bills around P-Town.
And these fucks aint masterminds.
They're dropping 20's, 50's, and 100's.
Because no one ever checks 20's, 50's, and 100's...
They could have taken one hundred singles onto the boat, changed it, and no one would have noticed.
Probably.
Maybe even made some plus.
Some fives, even, maybe.
People are so fucking greedy, they deserve to be caught.
Fuckheads.
Can't even launder properly.
I'm not professing to be some criminal genius or anything, but... fuck.
I mean, weren't they supposed to take the fake money and change it for real money?
Not... you know, take the fake hundreds and fifties and twenties and try to pass em as if they're straight.
Launder it, for fucks sake.
Get a local business involved.
I'm sure one or more of the pawn shops arent exactly on the up and up.
Give em some play money to pass, get the straight money back.
Easy Pezy.
You dont manufacture a couple hundreds and then run to Wal-Mart, you stupid ghetto fuck...
You cant see me, you cant tell, but I'm doing my Parade/Flag pantomime.
Heh.
I've begun work on a Johnny Cash music video (non commissioned) for the song The Man Comes Aroundthe only JC song i can really tolerate for hours on end.
It has a jaunty lil beat to it, doesnt it?
I'm using Vegas (pirate version), P9 (demo version), and P7 (archaic, shit version).
Because the capture card I'm using isnt compatible with Windows XP (even though, not 4 months ago i was using it...) I'm reduced to recycling old footage and stuff.
Even so, i think it's gonna turn out decent-wise.
That be it...fer now...BUM-BUM-BUU-UUUUM!
And these fucks aint masterminds.
They're dropping 20's, 50's, and 100's.
Because no one ever checks 20's, 50's, and 100's...
They could have taken one hundred singles onto the boat, changed it, and no one would have noticed.
Probably.
Maybe even made some plus.
Some fives, even, maybe.
People are so fucking greedy, they deserve to be caught.
Fuckheads.
Can't even launder properly.
I'm not professing to be some criminal genius or anything, but... fuck.
I mean, weren't they supposed to take the fake money and change it for real money?
Not... you know, take the fake hundreds and fifties and twenties and try to pass em as if they're straight.
Launder it, for fucks sake.
Get a local business involved.
I'm sure one or more of the pawn shops arent exactly on the up and up.
Give em some play money to pass, get the straight money back.
Easy Pezy.
You dont manufacture a couple hundreds and then run to Wal-Mart, you stupid ghetto fuck...
You cant see me, you cant tell, but I'm doing my Parade/Flag pantomime.
Heh.
I've begun work on a Johnny Cash music video (non commissioned) for the song The Man Comes Aroundthe only JC song i can really tolerate for hours on end.
It has a jaunty lil beat to it, doesnt it?
I'm using Vegas (pirate version), P9 (demo version), and P7 (archaic, shit version).
Because the capture card I'm using isnt compatible with Windows XP (even though, not 4 months ago i was using it...) I'm reduced to recycling old footage and stuff.
Even so, i think it's gonna turn out decent-wise.
That be it...fer now...BUM-BUM-BUU-UUUUM!
propaganda4u:
You are so right. I have always wondered why the hell people don't counterfeit ones and fives. No one looks or cares about that shit.
phoolsfire:
ok so its decided then we will start a small bills counterfeiting ring, its on we'll be rich in no time, like maybe six years or so and we won't be able to use them in vending machines would we? 
but we can go to the strip culb baby yeah 
but we can go to the strip culb baby yeah