Tuesday Mar 08, 2005

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Why is it that the big breasted, scantily clad sex-pot is the chick that's an expert in Capoeira?
Or that the girl with the shortest skirt kicks the highest?
The American guys are always big, blonde brutes.
Always riding a Harley.
The American woman is a skanky blonde skank, cold and... skanky. And blonde.
Or some hillbilly.
The Chinese girl is in pigtails, she's eternally 14.
You hear that, ephebophiles?
The Bruce Lee knockoff.
The robot...thingie. Usually an ex-military weapon.
The Japanese girls are cute and sensitive, badass and funny.
They're usually out for revenge for what happened to their father.
The Japanese guys are dark and brooding, sensitive and badass.
Usually out for revenge against their father.
The kangaroo is a boxer, the bear is Russian, and the man made out of wood has an amorphous fighting style, matching any opponent.
The boss is from hellor some demon thereabouts.


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cipher:
Wait, you're upset at the predictability of plots and characters in video games? Isn't that practically the bread and butter of video games? It might just be that I'm not a gamer, but I'm more upset that this same shit pervades movies. A thought.

That whole Fred Durst thing is goddamn funny. I can't imagine he'll win any of those lawsuits, if only 'cause everyone hates him.

'Cheapo' is a local chain of used record stores; 'my Cheapo' is the one about of mile from my apartment that I enjoy walking to & browsing through. It got too respectible.
rephrased:
Sepia is creepy.


But then, I've been diagnosed as sepiaphobic, so...

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