New wordintrinsic.
Has a wonderful ring to it, right?
Now, to work it naturally into a conversation five times.
And pronounce it correctly. Let's not relive the Inn-osh-ous as Innocuous debacle from 7 years past.
Because if i had a gun at the point i realized i had been pronouncing it incorrectly, i'd have shot myself.
Because in MY world, people get laid for perfeck grammar.
SHIT!
I put a hat on today and my dog didnt recognize me. She barked and growled and jumped up, trying to nip at me.
This would have been cuteexcept it wasnt.
She did the same thing to Sammy the first time she saw him (most girls doZING!). It was a few weeks back, he was in the kitchen washing out some shooters when, from the darkness, crept Bleau!
She only attacked him cause she didnt know him (as most girls doZIfuckit).
But when he went to pet her, she piddled on the floor (just like most gi...nevermind...)
This would have been cutecept it wasnt.
The hat i'm wearing, it's a black hat that sez SECURITY on it, embroidered in white. It's an old hat, back from when G worked security for Burns.
This makes it an OFFICAL security hat.
Offical.
O-fucking-fical, bitches.
Unfortunately, this fact is lost on everyone but me.
Therefore, Unmesh was giving me shit every time he saw me.
Unmesh is the coolest lab-rat ever.
Without a doubt.
And my cold has settled in my chest. It's moving towards my headi can feel it.
I'm already kinda congested.
So now i have a deep, nasally voice.
Shit.
I've given my immune system strict orders to keep the sickness from my sinuses at all costs.
I think they thought i was using reverse psychology.
Or they're using reverse psychology on the virustricky bastards.
Suzy had the same thing last week, she said it lasted approximately a week. Which sounds right. I didnt need her to tell me that...
But i do enjoy reassurance. Ahem.
I didnt realize how much of a part of my life coffee was until i stopped drinking it.
Ugh.
I was bored at work and i began thumbing thru a magazine, when i came upon a Viagra ad. Reading the fine print, i came upon the side effects.
Here's a portion...i am not making this up.
Heart attack, stroke, irregular heart beats, and death have been reported in men taking Viagra.
FUCKING DEATH!
The FDA will allow this to pass, but pot is illegal?
I've gotta get out of this country.
I think i might have had something else to say, but i cant remember.
Well, whilst driving i'm listening to (HED) pe; on Computer one, MCR; Computer 2 (writing computer), a NIN Deftones mix; in the bathroom, The Yeah Yeah, Yeahs; trying to sleep, Tool LATERALUS, Primus Seas of Cheese, Pork Soda, Antipop, and the Libertines' self titled.
Right now, my favouriteFAVOURITE song is Feeel Good by (HED) pe.
Cuz dats how i be rollin' dawg.
Or whatever.
Has a wonderful ring to it, right?
Now, to work it naturally into a conversation five times.
And pronounce it correctly. Let's not relive the Inn-osh-ous as Innocuous debacle from 7 years past.
Because if i had a gun at the point i realized i had been pronouncing it incorrectly, i'd have shot myself.
Because in MY world, people get laid for perfeck grammar.
SHIT!
I put a hat on today and my dog didnt recognize me. She barked and growled and jumped up, trying to nip at me.
This would have been cuteexcept it wasnt.
She did the same thing to Sammy the first time she saw him (most girls doZING!). It was a few weeks back, he was in the kitchen washing out some shooters when, from the darkness, crept Bleau!
She only attacked him cause she didnt know him (as most girls doZIfuckit).
But when he went to pet her, she piddled on the floor (just like most gi...nevermind...)
This would have been cutecept it wasnt.
The hat i'm wearing, it's a black hat that sez SECURITY on it, embroidered in white. It's an old hat, back from when G worked security for Burns.
This makes it an OFFICAL security hat.
Offical.
O-fucking-fical, bitches.
Unfortunately, this fact is lost on everyone but me.
Therefore, Unmesh was giving me shit every time he saw me.
Unmesh is the coolest lab-rat ever.
Without a doubt.
And my cold has settled in my chest. It's moving towards my headi can feel it.
I'm already kinda congested.
So now i have a deep, nasally voice.
Shit.
I've given my immune system strict orders to keep the sickness from my sinuses at all costs.
I think they thought i was using reverse psychology.
Or they're using reverse psychology on the virustricky bastards.
Suzy had the same thing last week, she said it lasted approximately a week. Which sounds right. I didnt need her to tell me that...
But i do enjoy reassurance. Ahem.
I didnt realize how much of a part of my life coffee was until i stopped drinking it.
Ugh.
I was bored at work and i began thumbing thru a magazine, when i came upon a Viagra ad. Reading the fine print, i came upon the side effects.
Here's a portion...i am not making this up.
Heart attack, stroke, irregular heart beats, and death have been reported in men taking Viagra.
FUCKING DEATH!
The FDA will allow this to pass, but pot is illegal?
I've gotta get out of this country.
I think i might have had something else to say, but i cant remember.
Well, whilst driving i'm listening to (HED) pe; on Computer one, MCR; Computer 2 (writing computer), a NIN Deftones mix; in the bathroom, The Yeah Yeah, Yeahs; trying to sleep, Tool LATERALUS, Primus Seas of Cheese, Pork Soda, Antipop, and the Libertines' self titled.
Right now, my favouriteFAVOURITE song is Feeel Good by (HED) pe.
Cuz dats how i be rollin' dawg.
Or whatever.
...have you seen the movie sidways yet? theres a good part about the guy who does voiceovers for drug commercials. very funny...
ummmm reassurance... don't worry it will all be over soon. these things are intrinsicly ingrained in our genetic make-up