ok, no more random journal screenings. it appears that everyone is either breaking up with someone, terribly heart broken, or madly in love with someone and schizoprenic.
people pleasing, ovbiously, isnt my strong suit.
socially, i'm a retard i guess. you know what? i dont give a fuck about your dimwitted high school tragedies! goddmnit.
ever notice that in pornos, the guys are never wearing underwear? i find this odd. i mean, in the porno universe, where your member is your most valuable asset, isnt it...er...proper to prevent injury to it?
i just got light headed.
jerry said today that my hair style resembled charles manson's. greg said the same thing. note to self: check with sociopaths and psychos before choosing hair style.
and before work, i nearly vomited. nothing came up because i had nothing in my tummy, so i stood there clinched like a bastard cagging on air. this, i believe, is because the beef. i ate a beef sndwch last nite, deli beef. the beef was kinda slimey, but it didnt smell bad so i made it anyway. and i felt sick when i got up today.
and i still have a headache.
got a letter today saying my credit line has been upped. you know, just in time for the holidays. but the extra 500 aint gonna get me my camera. even if the damned card were clean, if all my cards were clean, i would STILL be a little short to by "Polly," the coolest camera EVER!
BEHOLD! LUCY--I MEAN POLLY!
"why is it, when ever a man meets a beautiful woman that there's always a bit of heartbreak when he finds out that she's not available? no matter the circumstances or class..."
my balls itch.
people pleasing, ovbiously, isnt my strong suit.
socially, i'm a retard i guess. you know what? i dont give a fuck about your dimwitted high school tragedies! goddmnit.
ever notice that in pornos, the guys are never wearing underwear? i find this odd. i mean, in the porno universe, where your member is your most valuable asset, isnt it...er...proper to prevent injury to it?
i just got light headed.
jerry said today that my hair style resembled charles manson's. greg said the same thing. note to self: check with sociopaths and psychos before choosing hair style.
and before work, i nearly vomited. nothing came up because i had nothing in my tummy, so i stood there clinched like a bastard cagging on air. this, i believe, is because the beef. i ate a beef sndwch last nite, deli beef. the beef was kinda slimey, but it didnt smell bad so i made it anyway. and i felt sick when i got up today.
and i still have a headache.
got a letter today saying my credit line has been upped. you know, just in time for the holidays. but the extra 500 aint gonna get me my camera. even if the damned card were clean, if all my cards were clean, i would STILL be a little short to by "Polly," the coolest camera EVER!
BEHOLD! LUCY--I MEAN POLLY!
"why is it, when ever a man meets a beautiful woman that there's always a bit of heartbreak when he finds out that she's not available? no matter the circumstances or class..."
my balls itch.
as strange as it sounds you should always fry or at least nuke your sandwich meat before ingestion. i know this sounds crazy but if you were pregnant, you and your unborn child could be dead......and famous.