It's so easy to forget what i'm doing.
Jerry's getting plastic surgery.
Have you ever sat and just thought about how absurd the fascination with breasts are? The entire absurdity of that is only overshadowed by the complete absurdity of finding a bare breast offensive.
Really.
You people are fucked.
70% of breast fanatics are only so because boobies are taboo. Boobies are only taboo because so many folks like em. Do you see how stupid this is?
Really.
And either side exploits the other side's feelings.
You're not allowed to see tits, so buy this video of girls showing their tits!
Hmm, men apparently derive sexual pleasure from seeing bare breastswe cant allow men to be aroused during prime time!
The end result is the over-sexualization of tits. The over-accentuation. Actresses need bigger tits so they can be seen thru their shirts. The shirts get tighter and smaller, more low cut, to accentuate the tit, to draw attention to something that only gets the attention it gets because it gets too much attention.
Really.
Isnt that absurd?
Really...
It should be noted that i'm not a breast man. That's to say that i like all breasts the same. Big tits, small tits, medium tits, lopsided, cross-eyed, saggy, perky, big nippled, inverted nippled, odd shaped or bumpy aureole*whatever. Tits is tits; as long as they're real i'm happy as a clam.
Really.
And that's my tit rant...So fuck Limp Bizkit. Is it ironic that they made a career out of being stupid, immature frat boys, and they're downfall was that their fanbase matured?
Really...is it irony? Alanis fucked up an entire generation.
But fuck Limp Bizkiti never liked em. I saw recently they they released a new album. Or they're going to. Or something.
At first it was kinda cuteyou know? Like it was a no-conscious Rage Against the Machine or Korn sans prozac with ritalin added.
Fred Durst is what Jon Davis would have been if he'd been a jock.
Not that i'm a Korn fan, either. It was mostly the kids that liked either band that turned me off. But whatever.
I also dismissed Deftones as Korn pt II. That was before i heard Be Quiet And Drive. Ironically (...?) i listen to Adrenaline more than Around The Fur.
Really.
But fuck Limp Bizkit. I couldnt wear khakis for three fucking years because of that shit.
Decades are going by too fast. We're already back to the 80's. Kids are dressing in a kind of 80's style, the music is very 80's tingedfucking retro. In ten years we'll be hitting the nineties, damnit. Is Limp Biz waiting around for that? The 2016 comeback?
Are we ready for the NSYNC reunion?
Didnt Poison tour recently? Motley Crue toured, i know that. New Edition's making a comeback. So is New Order. How sad is it that Ian was holding Joy Division back.
Bobby Brown's still cracked-up.
Are we ready for the new Pop-Phase? The new group of manufactured pop stars? It's about that timeyou know? We only get 4 years of real music before the industry waters shit down, strips the soul, and mass produces something that used to be interesting.
MTV's trying too hard.
You know what killed Film School for me? Style is shot, Substance is written. That's my philosophy, or opinion, or whatever.
In High School i danced between wanting to be a writer and wanting to be a photographer. Every writing class i took spit the same shit about finding your voice and writing what you know. You're voice is basically your style.
By style i dont mean structure. The structure is simply the way you choose to tell the story to the audience, your voice is the way you choose to do so. You can have a voice without structure, but if your voice sucks, who's gonna listen.
Etc.
in photography we learned how to take pictures and we learned how to develop and print the photos. We talked about symbolism and theory and perspective and visual metaphors. We would interpret the photos of classmatesand this is where they lost me. These kids would talk about the shadows indicating this and the angle indicating that and the meaning being whatever.
The entire thing was so pretentious. Maybe i'm too vapid, but i shot shit in a way that looked cool. I wasnt thinking of symbols and metaphors et al.
Anyway, so film making seemed a nice balance, but i know film school would be a lot of the same shit. People too wrapped up in the layers of symbolism and theory and no thought of aesthetics.
People too wrapped up in the lifestyle of film making, of art, and not the soul of art. The essence of creating.
Art is life, once you start watering it down in layers of interpretation you lose that essence. The less lifelike it becomes.
Art is life, not a lifestyle.
Or whatever.
*Really.
Jerry's getting plastic surgery.
Have you ever sat and just thought about how absurd the fascination with breasts are? The entire absurdity of that is only overshadowed by the complete absurdity of finding a bare breast offensive.
Really.
You people are fucked.
70% of breast fanatics are only so because boobies are taboo. Boobies are only taboo because so many folks like em. Do you see how stupid this is?
Really.
And either side exploits the other side's feelings.
You're not allowed to see tits, so buy this video of girls showing their tits!
Hmm, men apparently derive sexual pleasure from seeing bare breastswe cant allow men to be aroused during prime time!
The end result is the over-sexualization of tits. The over-accentuation. Actresses need bigger tits so they can be seen thru their shirts. The shirts get tighter and smaller, more low cut, to accentuate the tit, to draw attention to something that only gets the attention it gets because it gets too much attention.
Really.
Isnt that absurd?
Really...
It should be noted that i'm not a breast man. That's to say that i like all breasts the same. Big tits, small tits, medium tits, lopsided, cross-eyed, saggy, perky, big nippled, inverted nippled, odd shaped or bumpy aureole*whatever. Tits is tits; as long as they're real i'm happy as a clam.
Really.
And that's my tit rant...So fuck Limp Bizkit. Is it ironic that they made a career out of being stupid, immature frat boys, and they're downfall was that their fanbase matured?
Really...is it irony? Alanis fucked up an entire generation.
But fuck Limp Bizkiti never liked em. I saw recently they they released a new album. Or they're going to. Or something.
At first it was kinda cuteyou know? Like it was a no-conscious Rage Against the Machine or Korn sans prozac with ritalin added.
Fred Durst is what Jon Davis would have been if he'd been a jock.
Not that i'm a Korn fan, either. It was mostly the kids that liked either band that turned me off. But whatever.
I also dismissed Deftones as Korn pt II. That was before i heard Be Quiet And Drive. Ironically (...?) i listen to Adrenaline more than Around The Fur.
Really.
But fuck Limp Bizkit. I couldnt wear khakis for three fucking years because of that shit.
Decades are going by too fast. We're already back to the 80's. Kids are dressing in a kind of 80's style, the music is very 80's tingedfucking retro. In ten years we'll be hitting the nineties, damnit. Is Limp Biz waiting around for that? The 2016 comeback?
Are we ready for the NSYNC reunion?
Didnt Poison tour recently? Motley Crue toured, i know that. New Edition's making a comeback. So is New Order. How sad is it that Ian was holding Joy Division back.
Bobby Brown's still cracked-up.
Are we ready for the new Pop-Phase? The new group of manufactured pop stars? It's about that timeyou know? We only get 4 years of real music before the industry waters shit down, strips the soul, and mass produces something that used to be interesting.
MTV's trying too hard.
You know what killed Film School for me? Style is shot, Substance is written. That's my philosophy, or opinion, or whatever.
In High School i danced between wanting to be a writer and wanting to be a photographer. Every writing class i took spit the same shit about finding your voice and writing what you know. You're voice is basically your style.
By style i dont mean structure. The structure is simply the way you choose to tell the story to the audience, your voice is the way you choose to do so. You can have a voice without structure, but if your voice sucks, who's gonna listen.
Etc.
in photography we learned how to take pictures and we learned how to develop and print the photos. We talked about symbolism and theory and perspective and visual metaphors. We would interpret the photos of classmatesand this is where they lost me. These kids would talk about the shadows indicating this and the angle indicating that and the meaning being whatever.
The entire thing was so pretentious. Maybe i'm too vapid, but i shot shit in a way that looked cool. I wasnt thinking of symbols and metaphors et al.
Anyway, so film making seemed a nice balance, but i know film school would be a lot of the same shit. People too wrapped up in the layers of symbolism and theory and no thought of aesthetics.
People too wrapped up in the lifestyle of film making, of art, and not the soul of art. The essence of creating.
Art is life, once you start watering it down in layers of interpretation you lose that essence. The less lifelike it becomes.
Art is life, not a lifestyle.
Or whatever.
*Really.
i love the deftones album 'white pony'. it's fucking beautiful. the others, i have some of them, but haven't ever really got into them.
tits, man. i love 'em too. but i'm a picky breast man. j-lo's got the tits of an angel.