Wednesday Dec 14, 2005

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few things.

1. Lean Pockets are of the devil.
2. I have testicular cancer, and every time i think this i legs get shakey.*
3. Saw Suzy B today for the first time with make-up. Really cute--like Jodie Foster with make-up.













































*It's unconfirmed, and i'm an alarmist, but...there go my legs again.
cipher:
Why are Lean Pockets in particular the devil?
judas:
lean pockets, as well as their kin, hot pockets, are indeed of the devil. fucking nasty, well below par ingredients. i had one in the last couple of years, remembering a child's joy at microwaveable self-contained foodstuffs (and that these things were all good). i was really not pleased with the "cheese" sauce, "broccoli" and ::shudders:: "chicken" i kind of consumed. after some gagging, it all went in the trash.

you don't have testicular cancer. there. i said it. now you can go on with your life. (i know these things, so don't question me)

i have no idea who suzy b is, but if she's cute like jodie foster in makeup (even though i'm pretty sure i prefer jodie foster sans makeup), then i give her a thumbs up.

Tuesday Dec 13, 2005

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This is how my life goes:
Shit's good, then it's bad, then it's good again. Then it gets bad, then really bad, then worse, then super-worse, then i stop caring.
And shit gets good again.
My life is all about happiness. I honestly believe it's the meaning of life. Happiness. The general response i get when i tell people this is ...That's stupid.
And it's...
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judas:
so, you getting really pumped for 'brokeback mountain' yet?
phoolsfire:
to me hapiness is good parking spot, its a cold beer at the end of a shitty dat... of which i will be having mant tonight.

my life is pretty balanced right now...avian flu aside, i pretty much only notice when things don't go as planed, this causes stress. and this is bad, but with proper planing, most of the time this can be avoided.

Tuesday Dec 06, 2005

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Because Fuck You isnt really an acceptable response, i can do this. Money isnt the problem, really. Time isnt the problem, really. Ability isnt a problem. Inspiration isnt a problem.
Motivation kinda hits me hard. As does the fact that i'm scared shitless.
I'm a pussy. there, i said it.
Fuck you anyways.

Saturday Nov 19, 2005

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fuck this. fuckthisfuck this. fuck it. worst weekend ever. ever. almost got fired. might still.
fuckit, i might quit. i fucking hate this. i'm sick of it. if i quit or get fired i could work for my dad. but it would only be part time. i need to get my ass in gear. i need to start pre production. i need to leave. i...
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slackerinchief:
Sounds like alotta lotta shit, sorry man. I kinda feel like crap right now myself actaully, but I think that will wear off by the morning. wink

Your gonna be alright man, *pats gently on the back*
figmentation:
you've been awfully quiet lately...

still kickin over there?

Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

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al gore invented the interweb just so i could pay my credit card bills the day before they're do.
judas:
there's nothing to get.

NOTHING!

it all means nothing!

runk:
Yo, I'm back. Taste the happy.

Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

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I'm not a hypochondriac as much as i'm an alarmist. Because every phantom bump is a tumor, every unusual mole is skin cancer. Lower back pain is my kidneys going out. I cant tell you how many times i've had blood poisoning or a deviated septum.
Dysentery.
A sprain is a dislocation. Ears ringing, brain tumor.
And my cold is H5N1. Avian bird flu.
Son...
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judas:
if you sleep with your chicken, you'll almost certainly kill it.

Monday Nov 14, 2005

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Update: fuck talking smilies.

Update: I will no longer say "...gets me hard." i'm officially changing it to "...gets me wet."

More updates as they come.

Update: There's a photo at work of a cat with it's arm (leg...?) around the shoulders of a dog.
The cat's dressed as a pilgrim, the dog an Indian (yeah--Indian--i said it. fuck you)
it says "Happy Thanksgiving" along...
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judas:
brother ali is radness. total albino.

i just saw atmosphere last night. so bittersweet...

i like to say that things "make me happy in my pants". especially when i am not wearing pants.

Thursday Nov 10, 2005

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Among the things written on my body:
Jeremy London; twin
Matisyahu (mat-iss-yahoo), these arms are snakes danger doom
six-nine diamonds
room bills water cigarettes 14p. good morning.
Jeremy London. 665.

so, why did i just buy Oxeneers... by These Arms Are Snakes?
this review:
It's hard to describe in words what Oxeneers does for me musically. I don't think I've heard a band with so...
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rephrased:
I haven't listened to the Mars Volta. They were crazy hyped when the first one came out. I'm extremely distrustful of hype.
judas:
that's right, i win.

Tuesday Nov 08, 2005

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Sometimes i wanna put cigarettes out in my eye.

Katie Binder from Cali is a very nice girl.

Reading the Swiss Colony catalogue whilst high is a bad idea.

I've gotta fucking do something. Either EH's thing or mine. I have his already in my head. I've revised his script, adding some stuff that needed to go in (3 scenes) and taking alotta shit out....
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judas:
like a spider that could kick your mother fucking ass!!!

speaking of high, yesterday i received a list of foods i could eat that would raise my acid content on a cellular level. in amongst all the innocuous food stuffs, was... psychotropics.

i guffawed. she giggled.

and yet, that doesn't change the fact that if i dropped acid, it would technically help me do what i need to do to be healthier...
judas:
seriously, you've never seen my death glare. i stopped a mugger/rapist in his tracks. i made a football player cry.

for reals.

Tuesday Nov 01, 2005

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i ran into Cheon quite by coincidence. i got off work early so i ran over to blockbuster to pick up some shite, when i see EC just wandering the aisles.
hey.
oh, hey! cut your hair!
yup. hows it goin?
good. hey, i have that script.
yeah? nice.
it's in my car, i'll give it to ya after we check out.
right on, dude....
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Wednesday Oct 19, 2005

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I just reread the last thing and noticed a mistake that kills meYou're and Your. Every time i see that i wanna kill the person that wrote it.
And i wrote it.
And i always said, If i had a reason to commit suicide i'd probably kill myself, so...
Their and They're pisses me off, too.

Damn you. Damn you to hell. AJ calls me...
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phoolsfire:
have you seen sailor?
apaently you guys have the same great taste in movies.

Monday Oct 17, 2005

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It's so easy to forget what i'm doing.




Jerry's getting plastic surgery.




Have you ever sat and just thought about how absurd the fascination with breasts are? The entire absurdity of that is only overshadowed by the complete absurdity of finding a bare breast offensive.

Really.

You people are fucked.

70% of breast fanatics are only so because boobies are taboo. Boobies are only taboo...
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judas:
you totally hit the durst on the head, there.

i love the deftones album 'white pony'. it's fucking beautiful. the others, i have some of them, but haven't ever really got into them.

tits, man. i love 'em too. but i'm a picky breast man. j-lo's got the tits of an angel.
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