Join my P.E.N.I.S. Foundation (People encouraging niceness in society) "P.E.N.I.S., it's not hard unless you make it that way."
There are three types of learners: the ones that learn by seeing. The ones that learn by hearing, and those who have to pee on an electric fence to learn their lesson.
Remember any day your last day may come. You can't hide, you can't run. So always be true no matter what you do.
Being an adult is basically a choose your own adventure book, but every choice sounds terrible.
Everyone brightens up a room just some coming in , some going out. Which one are you?
Ok it has been one month since i started working out and here is how I'm doing.
a month ago today
weight 331.6 326.6
neck 19'' 18.5''
chest 52'' 52''
waist 59.5'' 56.5''
hips 64 60.5
I may leave this world alone but I will live it with the ones that i love.
No matter how bad it gets for you. Just remember, someone somewhere in the world will have to go to the emergency room this weekend to have something removed from their ass.
It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.
Show me your victory dance