Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds darkness has always got there first, and is there waiting for it.
Telling someone that changing subjects in a conversation is your fetish would put them in a very awkward position
Lick the back of your hand. That's what winner taste like.
"In out modern world, we look unkindly on mistakes and imperfection. But this is far from the Samurai ideal. Mistakes are part of the learning process and if you haven't made them then you are, indeed dangerous because it means you have never learned anything. Mistakes, to a Samurai, are the proof of your learning."
From the "Instruction manual for the 21st century Samurai."
"According to Greek Mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves."
-Plato's The Symposium
A simple hello could lead to a million things. like butt touches.
Ive come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as failure there is only success and some of that success is just finding ways that dont work
Did you notice "?" is half a light bulb. Because when you get the answer you have the a full light bulb.
You are descended from an unbroken line of human beings who, since the dawn of man, have each fucked on at least one occasion. Some of them were ugly. Most were probably disgustingly dirty by today's standards. Imagine your 15th century ancestor's filthy, stinking dick pounding into a hairy, fishy vagina and realise that if it wasn't for that you wouldn't exist
Life is a storm, my young friend.
You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look in to that storm and shout as you did. "Do your worst, for i will do mine."
The Count of Monte Cristo
Join my P.E.N.I.S. Foundation (People encouraging niceness in society) "P.E.N.I.S., it's not hard unless you make it that way."
jozsef:
OMG, what's onomatopoeic for a shocked scream with an element of delight? In any case, you very funny! :)
There are three types of learners: the ones that learn by seeing. The ones that learn by hearing, and those who have to pee on an electric fence to learn their lesson.