ok, so since i have been ordered to update my blog... i suppose perhaps i should...but truly, i have nothing interesting to say, hence why i havent... but uh... let me tell you all a story just before i pass out... oh wait: UPDATE: i've been sick for over a week now... its really getting to me... i'm tired all of the time, which is normal, except normally i never sleep... but i'm sleeping all the time, everywhere. its crap. but anywho... uh storytime!
once upon a time there was a squirrel... now this squirrel was far from normal... she spoke japanese... but only irish people understood her... but only when they were drunk... or so they thought... since they were drunk.
so, the squirrel noticed one tipsy night on the way back from a neighboring tree, that they was a group of irish drunks in the middle of rome... [which is in egypt in this story, but shh... dont tell the pig] so... long story short the squirrel said:
...and i quote: "kajff neko ejchjcf" [ which i dont understand... all i know is the word "neko", its my cats name... ironic if you know translation... or something ]
so the drunk irish folk preceeded to kick rocks at the squirrel since they thought she was insulting them...
well, little did those drunk irish folk know that town exterminator was nearby, and a rather close, personal friend of the squirrl's neighbor... the house she just left... so, since the exterminator and the squirrel and just finished sharing nust together, they were close too... those bowls are small... so... the exterminator put on a bug costume and started chasing the irish folk which didnt go over well with the pig, and to end this poorly written peice of crap, the pig ate everything.
except the squirrel, who just asked the irish folk to move because her boyfriend, tom, the cat, was trying to give her a ride home on his back... so we, tom, squirrel, and the pig lived happily everafter...
well, after the pig finally died since he did eat an exterminator... because everytime he burped it smelled like cheese, whiskey, and raid...
END!
once upon a time there was a squirrel... now this squirrel was far from normal... she spoke japanese... but only irish people understood her... but only when they were drunk... or so they thought... since they were drunk.
so, the squirrel noticed one tipsy night on the way back from a neighboring tree, that they was a group of irish drunks in the middle of rome... [which is in egypt in this story, but shh... dont tell the pig] so... long story short the squirrel said:
...and i quote: "kajff neko ejchjcf" [ which i dont understand... all i know is the word "neko", its my cats name... ironic if you know translation... or something ]
so the drunk irish folk preceeded to kick rocks at the squirrel since they thought she was insulting them...
well, little did those drunk irish folk know that town exterminator was nearby, and a rather close, personal friend of the squirrl's neighbor... the house she just left... so, since the exterminator and the squirrel and just finished sharing nust together, they were close too... those bowls are small... so... the exterminator put on a bug costume and started chasing the irish folk which didnt go over well with the pig, and to end this poorly written peice of crap, the pig ate everything.
except the squirrel, who just asked the irish folk to move because her boyfriend, tom, the cat, was trying to give her a ride home on his back... so we, tom, squirrel, and the pig lived happily everafter...
well, after the pig finally died since he did eat an exterminator... because everytime he burped it smelled like cheese, whiskey, and raid...
END!
fairyjochen:
drunk irish folk