Dear Raisin Free Cinnamon Swirl Bagel with Hazelnut Cream Cheese that I ate for breakfast this morning,
You have made me realize that there is some sort of higher power. Clearly you were too mouthwateringly scrumptious to have been created by a mere mortal. You were the epitome of soft, creamy bagel goodness. You had just the right amount of high quality cinnamon, and no...
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You have made me realize that there is some sort of higher power. Clearly you were too mouthwateringly scrumptious to have been created by a mere mortal. You were the epitome of soft, creamy bagel goodness. You had just the right amount of high quality cinnamon, and no...
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Dear Fellow Multimedia 113 Students,
After viewing some of your final projects I have come to the discovery that several of them suck really hard in comparison to mine, and that makes me feel really swell. Not that you suck, but that I rock just a little bit harder than you. Don't take it personally, I'm just really good at designing a nice looking website....
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After viewing some of your final projects I have come to the discovery that several of them suck really hard in comparison to mine, and that makes me feel really swell. Not that you suck, but that I rock just a little bit harder than you. Don't take it personally, I'm just really good at designing a nice looking website....
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Snow Day Pt. 2
Holy Fuck!!! Oh my god. Oh. My. God. I'm so glad my mother bought me a large enough supply of dry noodles last year to live through a small nuclear attack, because I am going to need them. It's a battle zone out there, and the enemy is Snow. At first I was like "oh, pretty". But then I had to...
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Holy Fuck!!! Oh my god. Oh. My. God. I'm so glad my mother bought me a large enough supply of dry noodles last year to live through a small nuclear attack, because I am going to need them. It's a battle zone out there, and the enemy is Snow. At first I was like "oh, pretty". But then I had to...
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MOTHERFUCKING SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!
That's right kids. It's the first snow day I've had in several years. And let me just say that I am Fucking Stoked!! Now I'm not usually one to jump on the "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!! LET'S MAKE SNOWANGELS!!" Bandwagon, but even I have been reduced to staring happily out my window like a wide eyed child experiencing snow for the first time...
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That's right kids. It's the first snow day I've had in several years. And let me just say that I am Fucking Stoked!! Now I'm not usually one to jump on the "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!! LET'S MAKE SNOWANGELS!!" Bandwagon, but even I have been reduced to staring happily out my window like a wide eyed child experiencing snow for the first time...
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Just B/C I Blog About Britney Doesn't Mean I'm A Poser
I never thought there would come a day when I would be glued to the internet insatiably fascinated by the press shit storm causing pop tart that is Britney Spears. But, there's a time for everything. And now is the time to be glued to the net insatiably fascinated by the press shit storm...
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I never thought there would come a day when I would be glued to the internet insatiably fascinated by the press shit storm causing pop tart that is Britney Spears. But, there's a time for everything. And now is the time to be glued to the net insatiably fascinated by the press shit storm...
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crispy_boy:
HAHAHA. Actually, the cast party for 'Angels in America' this Friday is themed 'Britney and KFed Split.' I want to come as Sean Preston (their first son) and walk around the party asking if anyone has seen my mommy.
Oct 27: FUCK THIS FUCKING CLASS!!!
In order to locate the point where I went flipping shit pissed off beyond all descriptions, I'm afraid you're going to have to pick up a pair of binoculars and look behind you. Why am I so ineffably angry, you ask? Motherfucking Russian History. So, let me give you some background on the situation....
We only have two tests...
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In order to locate the point where I went flipping shit pissed off beyond all descriptions, I'm afraid you're going to have to pick up a pair of binoculars and look behind you. Why am I so ineffably angry, you ask? Motherfucking Russian History. So, let me give you some background on the situation....
We only have two tests...
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crispy_boy:
My friend Sean is in that class. According to him (and you it seems) it's ridiculous.
agcu:
lol, that's probably the biggest understatement of the year!
Oct 24: DD Costume
3 rolls of duct tape + 95 glue sticks + 2 newspapers + 150 doll pictures + 12 pages of lyrics + 1 bottle red paint + 1 bottle black paint + 1 red wig that is actually orangy red b/c the company doesn't know what red looks like + 2 yards of white material = 1 dresden dolls costume for...
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3 rolls of duct tape + 95 glue sticks + 2 newspapers + 150 doll pictures + 12 pages of lyrics + 1 bottle red paint + 1 bottle black paint + 1 red wig that is actually orangy red b/c the company doesn't know what red looks like + 2 yards of white material = 1 dresden dolls costume for...
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Oct 22--Dresden Dolls Concert In Chi-Town
I don't even know where to begin to describe how Fucking Amazing the Dresden Dolls concert felt on Friday night. All of these emotions and words and thoughts and images just come flooding through my brain so fast that I can't even think straight. So this post may not even make sense to anyone who happens to read it....
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I don't even know where to begin to describe how Fucking Amazing the Dresden Dolls concert felt on Friday night. All of these emotions and words and thoughts and images just come flooding through my brain so fast that I can't even think straight. So this post may not even make sense to anyone who happens to read it....
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