Hi everybody! Just got back from VT!
I could rage about the stupid NYC traffic cop who gave me a ticket for "double parking" as I sat IN MY CAR just outside my APARTMENT for less than 1 MINUTE as I let my my WIFE and my 7 month old CHILD out before I drove to the parking lot! Of course I did swear at...
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I could rage about the stupid NYC traffic cop who gave me a ticket for "double parking" as I sat IN MY CAR just outside my APARTMENT for less than 1 MINUTE as I let my my WIFE and my 7 month old CHILD out before I drove to the parking lot! Of course I did swear at...
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hydra:
Ahhgg, she just went off and is telling lies again, she's very well-known, this girl, tons of hate sites dedicated to her, she steals other people's art, pictures, webpage designs, gets herself into a lot of crap because her internet mouth is huge. Just a big shit-disturber in my city. The threats of us having to "watch our backs" are a little overboard for asking her what her SG name was and then finding out she wasn't one...I've looked for her on here, she is nowhere to be found! agh! WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE. I think her mommy and daddy didn't give her enough hugs.
hydra:
Well, I would have to say that your story is much worst than mine and much more horrible. Pickle smell doesn't go away very fast and I would think it would be even worse with it poured all over you 
Poor you!
Poor you!
Everyone is good at something.
I mean really good.
And I don't mean just drawing or painting or playing guitar, although they count.
Most people's REAL talent is something more obscure.
Maybe even something you don't even think of as a talent.
I have two.
Two things I'm REALLY good at.
Please try to guess what they are.
I would appreciate it.
And tell me...
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I mean really good.
And I don't mean just drawing or painting or playing guitar, although they count.
Most people's REAL talent is something more obscure.
Maybe even something you don't even think of as a talent.
I have two.
Two things I'm REALLY good at.
Please try to guess what they are.
I would appreciate it.
And tell me...
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cherianna:
I feel a little better but my stomach is still kind of iffy 
pastura:
yes, Ana looks cute... why you tellin' me? cause it reminded you of the crazy power of green m&m's, too?
Excuse me - I'm making rice pudding (without raisins of course) right now.
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saeta:
can't a girl think shes more than one person. jeeze. thanks for the comics although i haven't gotten to read them yet.
kiska:
i want some!
and on the back of my neck its supose to be a yoga guy crossing his leg but it looks like a pinis...hahahaha thats why i put that...and im going for a makeup job!
or a good job that pays well...some nice for me...
and on the back of my neck its supose to be a yoga guy crossing his leg but it looks like a pinis...hahahaha thats why i put that...and im going for a makeup job!
or a good job that pays well...some nice for me...
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cherianna:
i sit here all night being bored!
minx:
yes i did. and i'm not famous yet because I'm shy about most of my work&there are 390859475489768945 better writers out there.
an ex boyfriend of mine vacationed in puerto rico and told me people would cut themselves for spare change. it's very sad.
an ex boyfriend of mine vacationed in puerto rico and told me people would cut themselves for spare change. it's very sad.
Please bear with me. I know it's like serious, but I think it's cool:
"If you wish to possess the white man's things, you must begin anew and put away the wisdom of your fathers. You must lay up food and forget the hungry. When your house is built, your storeroom filled, then look around for a neighbor whom you can take advantage of and...
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"If you wish to possess the white man's things, you must begin anew and put away the wisdom of your fathers. You must lay up food and forget the hungry. When your house is built, your storeroom filled, then look around for a neighbor whom you can take advantage of and...
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rainwolfkin:
i like to be really animal about it. i dont ever want to kill an insect unless its threatening me. and unfortunately, i'm probably "threatened" more so than i should be.
i have a terrible fear of bees/wasps, but could never kill them because i just freeze up and hyperventilate when they are around.
ants are never threatening...unless you are in texas or the like. there are ants in the south american jungle that can eat a human in 5 minutes. they travel in great packs and coat the jungle floor, and you if you dont get out of the way.
spiders are rarely threatening. except the kind that bite...
mosquitos are always a threat.
i have a terrible fear of bees/wasps, but could never kill them because i just freeze up and hyperventilate when they are around.
ants are never threatening...unless you are in texas or the like. there are ants in the south american jungle that can eat a human in 5 minutes. they travel in great packs and coat the jungle floor, and you if you dont get out of the way.
spiders are rarely threatening. except the kind that bite...
mosquitos are always a threat.
cherianna:
I don't know! It's supposed to be easy for girls to get laid but its not for me, ITS NOT.
I put my boxers on backwards today (yes, by accident). I didn't notice till I got to work and had to go and...
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jaded:
hate would be an understatement about how I feel about the Blue's Brothers. : 
kiska:
omgosh hahah thats so funny
your funny..i LOVE it
your funny..i LOVE it
Ok, we'll try this....
Rainwolfkin or whatever the hell she's calling herself these days got me interested in this, and you'll probably want to do it too.
Go here!
Have you passed judgement on me yet?
I promise I'll judge you if you want.
Or even if you don't want.
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT?
(except you, rainwolfkin - thank you!)
Rainwolfkin or whatever the hell she's calling herself these days got me interested in this, and you'll probably want to do it too.
Go here!
Have you passed judgement on me yet?
I promise I'll judge you if you want.
Or even if you don't want.
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT?
(except you, rainwolfkin - thank you!)
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pastura:
i'm guessing you're not too civilized, eh? am i right? am i right? snowball in the eye? or are you the pebble-in-the-iceball kind of guy?
pastura:
good for you - a fair snowball player. 
This is only going to be here for a day or two, so click now!
This is funny!
But come back when you're done for Afterbirth's serious thought for the day:
"What have we in the world dearer than life? Why not enjoy it?"
- Huron philosopher Adario in response to European criticism of his tribe's perceived indolence in 1703
(He was an American Indian...
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This is funny!
But come back when you're done for Afterbirth's serious thought for the day:
"What have we in the world dearer than life? Why not enjoy it?"
- Huron philosopher Adario in response to European criticism of his tribe's perceived indolence in 1703
(He was an American Indian...
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hollygolightly:
thats right. what you up to right now??? wanna do coffee?
hollygolightly:
we go to la palapa on st marks, magaritas are part of the whole brunch event... so delicious!
what a long weekend, i am so tired.
my friend Paula Valstein is playing at rockwood music hall.
what a long weekend, i am so tired.
my friend Paula Valstein is playing at rockwood music hall.
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bettysue:
Its the ones like you that make me smile, and thats hard to do when I'm just waking up. thanks for being an aries. You made my day. 
mariposa:
I love blue and green eminems. I mean...they all taste the same, but those are my favorites colors.
It's funny that the green one in particular is an aphrodessiac...(spell check?)
Anyhow...those are the only ones that I have for sale right now. I have some sunsets too but I havent resized them yet.
It's funny that the green one in particular is an aphrodessiac...(spell check?)
Anyhow...those are the only ones that I have for sale right now. I have some sunsets too but I havent resized them yet.
how is having a baby? is it so much fun but really hard like many say?