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Sunday Feb 11, 2007

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So as a public service, I have decided to go through my friends list and tell you each what you should be doing with your life.
In most cases this will be an occupational assessment, but may include other suggestions as well or instead.
I anticipate being stumped for some of you ( I don't know some of you very well - others may just be too far gone), but I'll try.
All assessments will be brief, perhaps one word.
Or, I may say something obvious or something that you already do.
Don't be disappointed - this means I have decided you are on the right track.

Please take this seriously - I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU!

(this will be done 10 at a time and in alphabetical order):

Adelaide: A TV Veterinarian (a sexy one)
Aijin: Female internet Larry Flynt
Aleksa: Sexy mom with a rich husband
Alyk: Too easy! Push the celeb gossip thing and get a spot on local tv news "Out and About with AlyK!"
Ana: Mad sexy university professor
Andresta: An ancient greek statue
BeckyJane: Sexy next door mom
BettySue: get a boyfriend who lets you log on to SG
Bibliachica: Saleswoman - NO! Seaquarium mammal trainer
bluelight3: Motorcycle painter

I'll get better at this!

Oh my!
Apparently Anaxarete and I videoed ourselves going at it this last summer and completely forgot about it!
I just stumbled accross it in the middle of "family vacation" footage.
It was really brief (the footage you ass!) though.
I think it was the day we met LadyK!
No, it was the night before...
shocked

Look who's super-hot:

Maxyne!!!
Apparently she has a new set coming soon!
smile

JUST WONDERIN:

1) What's your least favorite time of day?

2) What's worse - getting a paper cut or burning your tongue?

3) Do you think duelling should be allowed, and if so who would you slap with your slappy glove?

4) For swimming only - do you prefer a really nice: Lake, Ocean, or Swimming Pool?

5) Have you ever made whoopie in the water?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
1) Just after sunset before dinner (except in summer when I like all times of day), I just get depressed for some reason. It's been that way all my life.
2) Sitting here now I'd say paper cut.
3) Yes and my ex-boss.
4) Lake
5) Yes, but it fucks up natural lubrication, so that's not on the menu anymore really.



Oh my god!!!!!!!
How could I forget Gem's GREAT new set that went up!!!!!!!!!!

love love love

VIEW 25 of 28 COMMENTS
sjanett:
thanks, I'm working on it!

Am looking forward to seeing what you think I should do with my life wink
Feb 12, 2007
gem:
aw thanks! I hardly have time to look at my friends blogs anymore it sucks frown x
Feb 14, 2007

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