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Just a SuperBowl Sunday update:

I grew up in Chicago.
I love all Chicago sports teams.
I love the Cubs and the Bears especially.
Guess what?

THE BEARS ARE IN THE SUPERBOWL TODAY!!!!!!!

Oh, you don't care, I know.
But SurlyMike is there.
But he wants the Bears to lose.
He's jealous.
Typical.


Stella_Marie is coming over to eat pizza, kiss my wife, and watch the game.
Hopefully she'll do it all quietly!


So the Bears are supposed to lose.
But we have two players that I think will make the difference for us.
First, Brian Urlacher, the best linebacker in the league.
He knew two weeks ago which direction Miami was in:


And Rex Grossman, our quarterback, is very unreliable, so we scoured the country and found someone upon whom I believe we can count to do a better job, Dillon Hebel:


And for those of you who just want beautiful women I give you Brigitte Bardot:


Now go watch the Superbowl and root for the Bears!!!!!

If you don't, go watch "Le Mepris (Contempt)" and drool over Ms. Bardot during scene one:

JUST WONDERIN:

1) Are you watching the Superbowl today?

2) Who are you rooting for?

3) If not, what are you going to do instead?