afterbirth

Ok.
I'm a little ticked off at you guys.
Yeah, I'm referring to my wishlist.
Do you people even know what a wishlist IS????
It's that link down there on the lower left that says WISHLIST.
It's there for a reason.
It's there so you can buy me what I want.
I put something very important to me up there.
Something I really wanted.
Something I couldn't really afford.
It was this:

Now, I didn't ask for it idly.
It was something I practically needed.
Alright, so maybe none of you were rich enough to buy it for me on your own, I can understand that.
But did it not occur to any of you that perhaps a few of you could get together and chip in, or hold a fund-raiser or something so that I wouldn't have to sell my (vintage) Pultec EQ (on eBAY) just to get what I deserve?
That's right.
It's too late now.
I bought it for myself.
I sacrificed my best piece of rack gear (the fact that I rarely used it is beside the point) in order to acquire what should have been provided by you, had you any thought for anyone other than your selfish selves!
Don't bother apologizing either.
I know you're sorry.
Your guilt shall be your punishment.
I don't wish to add to the pain.
That's just the kind of guy I am.
I forgive you.
Although you may wish to atone by checking out my NEW wishlist.
If you each chip in $19.44......

Now, to show that there are no hard feelings and that I shall carry on informing, consoling, educating, entertaining, counselling, ad infinitum, I'd like to introduce you to someone.
She's a bit shy I think, and is not a self-promoter, so I figured I'd embarrass her myself.

But she's cool and a librarian!

And her mom has a really cute kitten:


I'm sorry, cutejazzgirl, I couldn't stop myself.

So, ShellyMC had a version of this question on her page, but I wanted to refine it...

JUST WONDERIN:

What are your top 5 pre-1980 (they only had to premier before 1980) sit-coms?
I know it sounds like a lot, but please indulge me.
It's the least you can do.