A week has gone by in his short pathetic self-centered little life since we last checked in on him.
Let's see if anything's changed....
Thursday, April 18th, 3:00pm
William got her.
I really don't care though, because I think she likes me better anyway.
I've been kicked outta Sarah Lawrence but I done come back.
Last night Madelon and I had a nice talk at the Pub, but it was so noisy in there we kind of had a hard time hearing each other.
Everything's very strange here.
John's our friend again.
Rachel's still acting weird.
I told Madelon I wanted to show her something in my journal. I don't know if I'll ever show it to her though. Maybe I should have just kept my mouth shut.
She's so cute though.
AAAAH
Make of it what you will.
YA seems rather tormented as usual, yet, do I detect a glimmer of hopefulness in the stormy sky that is his life?
Perhaps. Perhaps not. Who is to say? Can I stop writing like this? I'll try...
There.
So, yeah, there's a commercial that's incredibly stupid.
It's a guy in a grocery store and he's buying vegetables and stuff.
A dude in line behind him starts putting big slabs of ribs and other huge pieces of meat on the conveyer belt thing.
Our guy just looks longingly at all that yummy manly meat.
Then, as he's leaving the store, he notices a Hummer dealership accross the street.
He goes in and drives out with a Hummer all happy and shit.
The words on the screen say:
GET YOUR MANHOOD BACK
Sick, huh?
Makes me want to go veg and sell my Hummer....
So, if you had a penis, wha's the first thing you would do with it?
I guess if you're a guy, the question would be what if you had 2 penises...
