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Penis Size Not A Factor In Recent Hummer Purchase
By Lee Camp
ORLANDO William Sears, a dentist in Orlando, FL, purchased a brand new Hummer 2 Tuesday, and penis size had nothing to do with it. Friends and family verify that Sears bought the Hummer because he owns ten acres of rough, wooded land outside Orlando and wanted the mammoth vehicle in order to drive around on it.
This is the first known U.S. purchase of a Hummer that did not have anything to do with the miniature size of the owner's penis. In surveys taken by both Hummer and Motor Trend Magazine, "tiny penis" was the number one reason given for buying the ridiculously inefficient house-sized truck. The number two reason was "misshapen penis" and the number three reason was "inability to use penis properly." Of the few women who bought a Hummer, all stated that they wanted it due to penis envy.
When asked about being the first non-penis-related purchaser of the Hummer, Sears said, "Yeah, I felt a little funny about buying it, and I'm starting to regret it. Fellow Hummer drivers often honk and wave as they pass me on the road as if to say, 'I have a miniscule member too!' And I try to yell back, 'My penis is moderately sized!' but I think they rarely hear me. I'm contemplating a bumper sticker that reads, 'My package is not below-average,' but those stickers are surprisingly hard to find."
Penis Size Not A Factor In Recent Hummer Purchase
By Lee Camp
ORLANDO William Sears, a dentist in Orlando, FL, purchased a brand new Hummer 2 Tuesday, and penis size had nothing to do with it. Friends and family verify that Sears bought the Hummer because he owns ten acres of rough, wooded land outside Orlando and wanted the mammoth vehicle in order to drive around on it.
This is the first known U.S. purchase of a Hummer that did not have anything to do with the miniature size of the owner's penis. In surveys taken by both Hummer and Motor Trend Magazine, "tiny penis" was the number one reason given for buying the ridiculously inefficient house-sized truck. The number two reason was "misshapen penis" and the number three reason was "inability to use penis properly." Of the few women who bought a Hummer, all stated that they wanted it due to penis envy.
When asked about being the first non-penis-related purchaser of the Hummer, Sears said, "Yeah, I felt a little funny about buying it, and I'm starting to regret it. Fellow Hummer drivers often honk and wave as they pass me on the road as if to say, 'I have a miniscule member too!' And I try to yell back, 'My penis is moderately sized!' but I think they rarely hear me. I'm contemplating a bumper sticker that reads, 'My package is not below-average,' but those stickers are surprisingly hard to find."
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[Edited on Oct 12, 2005 2:17PM]