psychobillydakid

If I hear another Christmas song I think I am going to gun everyone down at work and put a bullet in my head!

I have moved back to the promised land of Wixom. Nothing quite like free water and cheap rent!

You know whats fun? Not Doing any of the work you are supposed to do all day and then blow off anything thats important and be totally self absorbed for a day. Its pretty sweet. I did everything I wanted to do for the last two days and everything is turning out okay. I think if I relax more often, I would have less problems.

I am sitting in my office, no fruitful loans as of yet but I am probably starting a part time job at a certain chain tire shop. I am going to just sit back and relax from now on, I am no longer going to stress out about everything. I am making new friends, dropping old ones and reviving old friends.

After someone drinks way too much they pass out and sleep through meetings.......

I got a new job!!!!!!!!! I am getting a new Audi!!!!!!!!!!!! I Fucking Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a loan officer and I am going to make a fuck load of money, I have two deals working and its only been about 72 hours in. I have more work than I can handle, I love it. I am picking up my new car when the first deal...
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Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right
At the right place and right time, maybe tonight
And the whisper or handshake sending a sign
Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind

Late night, in passing, metioned it flip to her
bestfriend, it's no thing, maybe it slipped
but the slip turns to terror and the crush to like
when she walked in...
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I have decided if it wasn't for the fact that penis is gross and I do not get turned on by 5 O'clock shadow, I'd totally be gay. Women are quite possibly 95% of all my problems.

Try this one on for size: A friend of mine that happens to be female hit on my best friend last night. Normally this would be totally kosher...
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You Broke the rules, now I am going to pull out all of your pubic hair. You motherfucker.

I have been sooo busy, I work seven days a week and I go to school full time!!! I rule, but I am so tired. I need to get a life.

I have come back from the dead to haunt you all!!!!

Listen to the girl
As she takes on half the world
Moving up and so alive
In her honey dripping beehive
Beehive
It's good, so good, it's so good
So good





Walking back to you
Is the hardest thing that
I can do
That I can do for you
For you

I'll be your plastic toy
I'll be your plastic toy
For you

Eating up...
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