I've got an idea...
Don't be that guy!!!
I'm driving up 71 on my way home from school... listening to My Chemical Romance... it's rush-hour, but I'm kosher...
All of a sudden fuckin prick in a tricked out subaru screams up on my ass, I'm goin 92 mind you, and rides my bumber like fishnets on Shamu... I'm goin fuckin 92!!! There's about a car and a half length between me and the prelude in front of me, so subaru prick passes on the right-while flickin me off!- then cuts in front of me and slams on his brakes as not to hit the prelude...
All the while (and pay attention folks so you don't become that guy) he's got a "W'04" bumper sticker and a "Bush/ Cheney" bumber sticker...
yea, like i'm going to wanna vote for them after you pissed me the fuck off!!!
he was officially that guy today!
I deserve a penguin...
NiX
Don't be that guy!!!
I'm driving up 71 on my way home from school... listening to My Chemical Romance... it's rush-hour, but I'm kosher...
All of a sudden fuckin prick in a tricked out subaru screams up on my ass, I'm goin 92 mind you, and rides my bumber like fishnets on Shamu... I'm goin fuckin 92!!! There's about a car and a half length between me and the prelude in front of me, so subaru prick passes on the right-while flickin me off!- then cuts in front of me and slams on his brakes as not to hit the prelude...
All the while (and pay attention folks so you don't become that guy) he's got a "W'04" bumper sticker and a "Bush/ Cheney" bumber sticker...
yea, like i'm going to wanna vote for them after you pissed me the fuck off!!!
he was officially that guy today!
I deserve a penguin...


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