Yea, so I have a HUGE problem... need advice!!!
I decided to go ahead and take myself out on a date. I went to a nice restaraunt, paid for it all myself... i wasn't going to go dutch with myself... gotta impress myself moneywise y'know.
Well, it went well. Went to a movie afterwards, then back to my house. I had a bunch of beer waiting, cause I know how much I like beer. So, I treated myself to a twelver of Stella Artois. Got myself good and drunk. Well, here's the problem... I got myself up to my room good and drunk. I undressed myself got all nekked and stuff and got into bed... but before anything could happen I fell asleep. No play or nothing... I was pissed!
I couldn't believe it! I spent all that money, put up with myself .. and no play?! I am such a dick-tease!!! I haven't called myself back yet... i think I'm going to end it, but I have a feeling I'm going to run into myself again.... 
What do I do??? 
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muse25:
Maybe you snuck in a feel while you were passed out? I think you should give yourself another shot. Try taking ur self out on a weekend...so your not so tired from work.
squatter:
sweet talk to yourself in the mirror so you get to know yourself and maybe a little foreplay will happen! psssst get some strawberrys and whipped cream to!!