adrunkmobstar

Damn I'm fuckin Mr.Grumpy-R-us today... wait that sounds weird... no, I'm not having sexual relations with a weird guy named Grumpy... nevermind...

My new neighbor is hot... and has officially only seen me in my stupidest moments ... aka drunken moments. The first time me my roomie and a couple friends were playing Knights of The round Table out on the back porch.
(The game involves a case a beer per person. When you finish you have to put the empty box on your head, but while wearing it you can chuck your empties at those still drinking! )
So my neighbor, who's hot remember, walks out on her back porch and gets hit in the head with an empty Miller heaved by some guy wearing just boxers (it was hot) and a empty case on his head...

Great first impression!!!

I got a new pic of me... but my scanner broke...

If you've had sex with 10 partners, who've had sex with 10 partners, who've had sex with 10 partners... ya'll are gettin more play than me right now.

If you were an evil genious taking over the world, what would be your Name/Weapon of mass destruction?

So i passed some guy reading the newspaper while driving... I was so pissed! .. he wouldnt share the comics...

i'm gonna eat some breakfast...

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