So, another thing that happened this past weekend, that I had forgotten about, came to mind today while I was peeing...
This was the really, really drunk night.
I went into the bathroom (for the 15th time I swear) and, like all girls, hovered over the seat. However, in my drunken state did not realize that my body was slightly tilted to the side and my pee was hitting the side of the toilet and spraying onto the floor. I did notice the floor was really wet and even pulled the legs of my pants up off the floor when I realized they were soaking some of it up. I initially thought it was condensation or something. It was about this point I felt a splash on my hand, realized what I had done and righted myself.
Luckily, at this point, I had drank so many beers that it really wasn't pee...it ws straight water, totally clear. I was able to wipe it right off the bottom of my pants, lick my fingers and not feel at all bad about ordering another shot. Because by this time, who the fuck cared anyway.
It takes way more than this to embarrass me.
This was the really, really drunk night.
I went into the bathroom (for the 15th time I swear) and, like all girls, hovered over the seat. However, in my drunken state did not realize that my body was slightly tilted to the side and my pee was hitting the side of the toilet and spraying onto the floor. I did notice the floor was really wet and even pulled the legs of my pants up off the floor when I realized they were soaking some of it up. I initially thought it was condensation or something. It was about this point I felt a splash on my hand, realized what I had done and righted myself.
Luckily, at this point, I had drank so many beers that it really wasn't pee...it ws straight water, totally clear. I was able to wipe it right off the bottom of my pants, lick my fingers and not feel at all bad about ordering another shot. Because by this time, who the fuck cared anyway.
It takes way more than this to embarrass me.
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sometimes (well most of the tiime) you really out do yourself in the sarcasm department! it's a trait i find very attractive in women (actually people in general)!
take care and don't cut'em up too bad this week!
Have a great week!
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