if you need to commit suicide, please avoid including 11 other people in your death mission. also, try and kill yourself in a remote location because nobody wants to find your dead body. nobody wants to clean your mess either. nobody enjoys cleaning a bloody carcass. except maybe vultures. vultures will pluck out your eyes, and rabid rats can gnaw at your limbs. this is a much cleaner way of going about it. plus be content that you've given a bit of yourself to help feed the animals. above all else, don't chicken out at the last minute.
does this make me heartless? maybe. i am umsympathetic to crazies who flip from suicidal to homicidal. he also drives a gas-guzzling SUV, another massive point against him.
does this make me heartless? maybe. i am umsympathetic to crazies who flip from suicidal to homicidal. he also drives a gas-guzzling SUV, another massive point against him.
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oldsarge:
Now does it make more sense?
accident77:
What's wrong with gas guzzling SUV's?