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Monday Dec 13, 2004

Dec 13, 2004
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The fembots of Austin Powers pale in comparison to my phlegmbots. I shall star as the human sacrifice in Attack of the Phlegm Monster, and even the cheesy yet money-making sequel, Revenge of the Phlegm Monster. What can be more sexy than hacking up wads of green mucous every 2.17 seconds?

Despite the gooey muck, things are going well. We have so many plans, but not enough spare moments in our lives. Oh, maybe I do but it seems so filled with the resilience of negativity. I need silence, a rest from myself. Do you ever feel like a citizen of loserville even when there is solid evidence to the contrary? I do, I do.
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i:
ooo aaa ARRR!!! bok oink miao!! skull robot
Dec 13, 2004
oldzork:
Oooh, baby.. wads of green mucous... yes... do it... or...um... something... sorry... imagination got away from me for a second... wink

Loserville... well... I think I've achieved honorary resident status, through not finishing my degree in an appallingly long time. It's getting beyond silly, and into just absurd... Unfortunately, (in my case) there is no solid evidence to the contrary, so I think I have to accept that I am (if not a citizen) at least a permanent resident. But rest assured, I totally understand your need for silence, and for getting away. (I'm planning a camping trip soon... not to *go* anywhere, but just to get away from the noise and the distractions and the *city* I'm surrounded by.)

Oh, and... yes, I'm very happy to be Zork again, instead of Zorke... It finally got to be too much, so I went to heroic measures to terminate the original "zork" so that I could re-assume the name. I feel much better now.

I hope all is stupendously well with you (and that the wads of green mucous attack the negativity and consume it utterly, destroying themselves in the process). Who, me? An optimist? wink
Dec 13, 2004

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