Jesus rides Falcor.
Jesus rides a unicorn.
Jesus rides an armadillo. So does D. Vader.
Jesus rides a giraffe.
Jesus rides a dinosaur.
Jesus rides a dinosaur up in a tree.
Jesus rides a stag.
Jesus rides a scooter.
Jesus rides a little kid bike.
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ps Jesus gets tattooed.
pps
Jesus rides. The Dude Abides.