Is this statement true for you:
I come home from work, change clothes, sit in front of the computer and masturbate.
(a) Yes, 100% true.
(b) Fuck no. Masturbation is the LAST thing on my to-do list.
(c) Nunya bizness, nosey biatch!
(d) Sometimes true, sometimes not.
The reason I ask is because there was this part in Chuck Klosterman's book The Visible Man, where it is noted that men who live alone, or are usually alone at home, will almost always masturbate before doing anything else after coming home from work. I need (want) to know if there is any truth and/or validity to this claim at all based upon a random sampling of my webby buddies (yes, you and you and you). I'm counting on ya'll.
Thank you!!!!!!!!
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