Do you ever worry that there aren't enough opportunities in the day to use obscenities/profanities/vulgarities/etc?
Do you ever wish you had Tourette's, so you'd be completely justified in using obscenities/profanities/vulgarities whenever and wherever you wanted to?
I do, times two.
And here's a quick list of the ones I like to use most: asshat! asswipe! bullshit! cumball! cumslut! dickweed! dicktard! dingus! dipshit! dumbass! dumbfuck! fuckface! fucko! fucktard! fuckwad! fuckwit! horseshit! jackass! jackshit! jerkoff! JESUS! nitwit! shithead! turdball! wanker!
**Notice that they are all two-syllabled. Something about the ones with two syllables that make 'em roll of the tongue.
Any others you'd like to share?
xo
ps- Have you seen this? Find out where f-bombs are dropped in real-time around the world.
pps Who else is having a rough time replying to others' comments on your own page? It feels a bit strange and kinda rude not putting the comments on their pages. Or maybe it's just that I'm accustomed to the comment etiquette of before.
