activist

"We have a special responsibility to protect the weak." - George W. Bush, in announcing his concern about Terry Schiavo.

My political world view has been changed irrevocably since our President, newly declared as compassionate and loving, has come out of the closet as a person of deep concern for humanity.

I expect that Our beloved President will soon impose a wealth tax to empower our rich to help the poor, as he now is profoundly committed. He may even interrupt a vacation week for this purpose.

I further believe that our sainted leader will immediately halt all executions, as any rational analysis of death row populations will show that at least 10% of the condemned are innocent.