So I was sitting back trying to look busy in my office today thinking, golly gosh their appears to be no Adventures of retardedness today, what am I going to do about my new and exciting adventure of blogging with my personal commitment to write each day So I decided to hold out till the end of the day (1:28 to be precise as I got bored at work), and these are the moments I laughed so loudly in my brain whiles appearing completely cool, calm and collected.
1. Sitting in a budget and sales target meeting trying to look like I know what we are talking about and then this big black thing fell out of the bosses nose and landed smack bang in the middle of his meeting notes. I dont think anyone but myself saw but I have to say it was mighty hard not to laugh out loud.
2. So, planned a spear of the moment eventful night tonight with a guy mate, who is bringing along a chick mate *wink wink, nug nug* if you know what I am getting at here. So I ask my guy mate for a pic of his friend to keep me entertain while I am stuck at work. And what do I get, and I have to say, typical boys. I get a lovely pic of him. LMAO boys, seriously, world doesnt revolve around you. Show me some lovely feminine tits and ass.
So I leave you here guys with one question. I am off to a music festival tomorrow and I worked out mighty hard (ate one less cake for a day) to squeeze my ass into these really cute 60s checker short shorts and its going to be pouring down with rain for the festival. Do I, A). Wear my shorts and suck up the weather like a bitch or B). think like a granny and dress appropriately. Please note I will have gumboots to add to my attire for the event.
Stay adventurous peeps xoxo
1. Sitting in a budget and sales target meeting trying to look like I know what we are talking about and then this big black thing fell out of the bosses nose and landed smack bang in the middle of his meeting notes. I dont think anyone but myself saw but I have to say it was mighty hard not to laugh out loud.
2. So, planned a spear of the moment eventful night tonight with a guy mate, who is bringing along a chick mate *wink wink, nug nug* if you know what I am getting at here. So I ask my guy mate for a pic of his friend to keep me entertain while I am stuck at work. And what do I get, and I have to say, typical boys. I get a lovely pic of him. LMAO boys, seriously, world doesnt revolve around you. Show me some lovely feminine tits and ass.
So I leave you here guys with one question. I am off to a music festival tomorrow and I worked out mighty hard (ate one less cake for a day) to squeeze my ass into these really cute 60s checker short shorts and its going to be pouring down with rain for the festival. Do I, A). Wear my shorts and suck up the weather like a bitch or B). think like a granny and dress appropriately. Please note I will have gumboots to add to my attire for the event.
Stay adventurous peeps xoxo