Just finished watching one of those movies where the boy runs to the altar and steals the girl mid-wedding. Cheesy, but ... I wonder, if it happened to me, what would I do ?
I've always wanted to stop a wedding. I'm tired of going to weddings where everyone just sits there and cries, making no attempt to steal the bride or groom. I think I'll stop the next wedding I go to. I don't care whose.
If you're getting married and actually want to get married, don't invite me.
If you're getting married and actually want to get married, don't invite me.