The last vestiges of my disease and distemper cling to me like the stench of a dragon's musty bowels.
Yet I press on. Would the gods would silence the curse of my thunderous sneezing! I am persecuted by vicious coughs. I wish I could take vengeance on my own head without hurting myself.
I have taken up the study of languages in my convalesance, which...
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Yet I press on. Would the gods would silence the curse of my thunderous sneezing! I am persecuted by vicious coughs. I wish I could take vengeance on my own head without hurting myself.
I have taken up the study of languages in my convalesance, which...
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Moan.
Groan.
I'm sicker than balls.
Hope you're all well.
Groan.
I'm sicker than balls.
Hope you're all well.
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robotsatemyhair:
You should bottle your illness and distrubute it amongst the poor and stupid.
L Fhile Pdraig!!!!!!!!!!
omega668:
if i understood what that means i would probably make a better comment 
omega668:
well then !!
happy happy !!
happy happy !!
Word of the Day
crapulous \KRAP-yuh-lus\, adjective:
1. Suffering the effects of, or derived from, or suggestive of
gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a crapulous
stomach.
2. Marked by gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a
crapulous old [1]reprobate.
These were the dregs of their celebratory party: the
half-filled glasses, the cold beans and herring, the shouts
and smells of the crapulous strangers hemming...
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crapulous \KRAP-yuh-lus\, adjective:
1. Suffering the effects of, or derived from, or suggestive of
gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a crapulous
stomach.
2. Marked by gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a
crapulous old [1]reprobate.
These were the dregs of their celebratory party: the
half-filled glasses, the cold beans and herring, the shouts
and smells of the crapulous strangers hemming...
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lycoris:
Thank you!
hawksley:
awwe. thanks!
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hawksley:
thanks doll!
best hoodie ever!
and lovely eye[s]!
best hoodie ever!
and lovely eye[s]!
orli:
Hoodies=favorite type of garment ever. hoody+piratey stuff=awesome AND comfy.
I had too much wine but it was so good the wine was made entirely from cherries not grapes and I had a cheeseburger that I made and mixed a dab of Irish whiskey into the meat and it was yum and I watched Rushmore! Love Rushmore and the wine was good.
At work I have to interview a man named Hank Bonkers.
That is...
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At work I have to interview a man named Hank Bonkers.
That is...
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orli:
Hahahah. Oh man, I wish so hard that my last name was Bonkers. That would suit me soooo well. Ahahahahhaa. 
That discription made me want a cheeseburger, even though I only eat red meat on very very rare occasions. Sounds like a good meal.
That discription made me want a cheeseburger, even though I only eat red meat on very very rare occasions. Sounds like a good meal.
lycoris:
Thanks!
Ha, Bonkers.
Ha, Bonkers.
So ... Katelyn, my oldest-age 11, had her cello recital tonight.
Of course it was marvelous. She played Beethoven!
The other day, before a trip to the playground, my youngest, Julie, walked up to the mirror, mumbling to herself "How do I look?" Her demeanor was very serious, but her gravitas was somewhat undercut by her fluffy pink coat, red knit hat that was half...
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Of course it was marvelous. She played Beethoven!
The other day, before a trip to the playground, my youngest, Julie, walked up to the mirror, mumbling to herself "How do I look?" Her demeanor was very serious, but her gravitas was somewhat undercut by her fluffy pink coat, red knit hat that was half...
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streetmuse:
Good luck with the writing.. hope you feel better health wise...
Kids are so adorabl with the things they do...
the other day I was teaching this little girl, she's about 6...and she says to me, in the middle of her lesson, out of the blue...
"did you know boy lions have long hair, and the girls have short?? Its different for people! isnt that weird!"
so cute!
Kids are so adorabl with the things they do...
the other day I was teaching this little girl, she's about 6...and she says to me, in the middle of her lesson, out of the blue...
"did you know boy lions have long hair, and the girls have short?? Its different for people! isnt that weird!"
so cute!
lycoris:
Thanks!
Your daughters are awesome. Have you seen your doctor about your dizziness etc? If it's an ear infection, you may need medication for it. *worrywart*
Your daughters are awesome. Have you seen your doctor about your dizziness etc? If it's an ear infection, you may need medication for it. *worrywart*
Today is National Multiple Personalities Day.
Seriously.
Do they make cards for this? And if someone has multiple personalities, how many cards do you have to buy?
Seriously.
Do they make cards for this? And if someone has multiple personalities, how many cards do you have to buy?
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streetmuse:
glad you liked em
omega668:
thanks hun 
FUCK INSOMNIA!!!!!!!!!!!
I took this Quiz and it made me laugh:
YOU ARE AN ALVO! Congrats on being the most
crotchety and wily ol' fuck! Not many people
dare come close to you, for you not only
smell funky but you BITE! You don't enjoy
going out in social gatherings nor do you
like Boobahs. You're commonly seen in your
traditional sweatpants because you just don't
give...
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YOU ARE AN ALVO! Congrats on being the most
crotchety and wily ol' fuck! Not many people
dare come close to you, for you not only
smell funky but you BITE! You don't enjoy
going out in social gatherings nor do you
like Boobahs. You're commonly seen in your
traditional sweatpants because you just don't
give...
Read More
lycoris:
I'm amused.
I'm amused.
I hope you feel better soon!