It hurts to type. But it has been a while so I will do this funny game from Allie.
PS: I was sincerely touched by the testimonial until I noticed where it came from! HA! I laugh upon you.
Funny game from Allie.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Day care. It kills me.
2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
Geja's in Chicago is a nice spot. Carlucci in the cursed suburbs works too.
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
About 16 months ago.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
About 16 months ago.
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
Ms. Haskewiscz
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I wish I were travelling someplace ... Ireland or India or Africa or Poland or Russia or The Netherlands or Portugal or Belize ... anywhere really.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A writer of books.
8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
Well, I went to St.Xavier University for four whole years, and the University of Chicago for grad school. Didn't finish the grad school though, too much money.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it says "Rub my belly" and I could use a belly rub. I ate so many jelly beans. I am not pleased. I was, but I am not now.
10. Gas Prices!
I hate cars, driving, people and phones ... there didn't seem to be a question here so I improvised.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go?
Home.
Out of the cursed suburbs and back to Chicago.
12. First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
Not again
13. Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
Ouch
14. Favorite style of Underwear?
Boxers.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
None whatsoever.
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
Vacuuming. I keep breaking vacuums. I also hate dishes and dusting. And fuck laundry too.
17. If you didnt have to work would you?
Yes. I would write, but what I want to write, not the magazine crap I do now.
18. Sex or Sleep?
Whatever feels right in that moment
19. Your Favorite Cartoon character?
Hmmm ... do anime count? Then Spike from Cowboy Bebop.
Or newspaper-type cartoons? Then Bucky Cat from Get Fuzzy.
20. Favorite non sexual thing to do at night with a guy/girl?
I have never met a guy/girl, but i have seen photographs. I guess I would
buy the big He/She a drink and ask a lot of questions.
21. A secret that you wouldnt mind everyone knowing?
Yeah ... one, but that would be boorish and vain to mention.
22. What was your First Car?
It was a light blue 1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme with a navy blue vinyl roof.
23. Your Best Your Mamma Joke?
Your mamma shaved me horribly.
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
pelican
25. What do you get everytime you go into a Whataburger?
Um ... a Whichachicken.
26. Beach Or Shore?
Oh fuck off. Why be healthy? You'll only end up living longer.
27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Nope.
28. Who do you Stalk on myspace?
No one.
29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure:
Drinking goats blood.
Just kidding: Chocolate. I eat far too much of that shit.
30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
I have no shame. It doesn't matter. Maybe I'll post a pic of my ass later.
31. What's your drink?
Guinness. Jameson. really really strong coffee
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Hmmm ... I am Cherokee, Comanche, Fox, Cree and Ute. (and some other stuff, white stuff) So I am going with Indian.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
Almost always
35. What Hollyood Star do you think resembles you best?
I can't think of anyone I look like ... can you?
34. If you had to pick one which cast member of Lost would you be?
Never saw it. Don't know.
35. What do you want when you are sick?
Lots of tea.
36. Who from High School would you like to run into?
No one. If I wanted to talk to them, I would have kept in touch.
37. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
91.5 NPR
38. Stiffler or Oz?
What the balls is this supposed to mean? I don't give a wildebeest's assload about either of whatever these options are.
39. Norm or Cliff?
NORM!
40. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
41. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
I would take back nothing.
42. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
There is no such person. I sit in a closet. Literally. It used to be a dark room.
43. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
Child molesters and their accomplices.
44. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Studs Terkel
45. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
Emily Dickinson
46. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
yes.
47. Last book you read for real?
For real? For really, really real?
"The Age of Uncertainty" by John Kenneth Galbraith.
48. Do you have a teddy bear?
No, but people bring me stuffed monkeys and plastic squids so I have a bunch of those.
49. Strangest Place you have ever had sex?
A Portillo's restaurant at lunch time. [That is a local chain in the Chicago area]
50. Strangest Place you have ever wanted to have sex?
Venus. Take my penis to Venus and ... damn nothing else rhymes.
51. How many times a day do you text?
I refuse to acknowledge "text" as a fucking verb. Fuck "text" hard in the nostril.
52. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Career. I would like to be a spelunker. Writing for a living is exhausting when you do it for somebody else.
53. Do you go to church?
No
54. Pencil or Pen?
Depends on my mood. I prefer a happy roller ball pen, with black or purple ink. Sometimes I take interview notes and shit in pencil. I prefer the Mirado Black Warrior #2 pencil to all others.
55. Describe your favorite Day?
I will have both vengeance and pie. And maybe for once I will feel good.
PS: I was sincerely touched by the testimonial until I noticed where it came from! HA! I laugh upon you.
Funny game from Allie.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Day care. It kills me.
2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
Geja's in Chicago is a nice spot. Carlucci in the cursed suburbs works too.
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
About 16 months ago.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
About 16 months ago.
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
Ms. Haskewiscz
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I wish I were travelling someplace ... Ireland or India or Africa or Poland or Russia or The Netherlands or Portugal or Belize ... anywhere really.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A writer of books.
8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
Well, I went to St.Xavier University for four whole years, and the University of Chicago for grad school. Didn't finish the grad school though, too much money.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it says "Rub my belly" and I could use a belly rub. I ate so many jelly beans. I am not pleased. I was, but I am not now.
10. Gas Prices!
I hate cars, driving, people and phones ... there didn't seem to be a question here so I improvised.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go?
Home.
Out of the cursed suburbs and back to Chicago.
12. First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
Not again
13. Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
Ouch
14. Favorite style of Underwear?
Boxers.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
None whatsoever.
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
Vacuuming. I keep breaking vacuums. I also hate dishes and dusting. And fuck laundry too.
17. If you didnt have to work would you?
Yes. I would write, but what I want to write, not the magazine crap I do now.
18. Sex or Sleep?
Whatever feels right in that moment
19. Your Favorite Cartoon character?
Hmmm ... do anime count? Then Spike from Cowboy Bebop.
Or newspaper-type cartoons? Then Bucky Cat from Get Fuzzy.
20. Favorite non sexual thing to do at night with a guy/girl?
I have never met a guy/girl, but i have seen photographs. I guess I would
buy the big He/She a drink and ask a lot of questions.
21. A secret that you wouldnt mind everyone knowing?
Yeah ... one, but that would be boorish and vain to mention.
22. What was your First Car?
It was a light blue 1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme with a navy blue vinyl roof.
23. Your Best Your Mamma Joke?
Your mamma shaved me horribly.
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
pelican
25. What do you get everytime you go into a Whataburger?
Um ... a Whichachicken.
26. Beach Or Shore?
Oh fuck off. Why be healthy? You'll only end up living longer.
27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Nope.
28. Who do you Stalk on myspace?
No one.
29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure:
Drinking goats blood.
Just kidding: Chocolate. I eat far too much of that shit.
30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
I have no shame. It doesn't matter. Maybe I'll post a pic of my ass later.
31. What's your drink?
Guinness. Jameson. really really strong coffee
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Hmmm ... I am Cherokee, Comanche, Fox, Cree and Ute. (and some other stuff, white stuff) So I am going with Indian.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
Almost always
35. What Hollyood Star do you think resembles you best?
I can't think of anyone I look like ... can you?
34. If you had to pick one which cast member of Lost would you be?
Never saw it. Don't know.
35. What do you want when you are sick?
Lots of tea.
36. Who from High School would you like to run into?
No one. If I wanted to talk to them, I would have kept in touch.
37. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
91.5 NPR
38. Stiffler or Oz?
What the balls is this supposed to mean? I don't give a wildebeest's assload about either of whatever these options are.
39. Norm or Cliff?
NORM!
40. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
41. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
I would take back nothing.
42. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
There is no such person. I sit in a closet. Literally. It used to be a dark room.
43. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
Child molesters and their accomplices.
44. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Studs Terkel
45. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
Emily Dickinson
46. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
yes.
47. Last book you read for real?
For real? For really, really real?
"The Age of Uncertainty" by John Kenneth Galbraith.
48. Do you have a teddy bear?
No, but people bring me stuffed monkeys and plastic squids so I have a bunch of those.
49. Strangest Place you have ever had sex?
A Portillo's restaurant at lunch time. [That is a local chain in the Chicago area]
50. Strangest Place you have ever wanted to have sex?
Venus. Take my penis to Venus and ... damn nothing else rhymes.
51. How many times a day do you text?
I refuse to acknowledge "text" as a fucking verb. Fuck "text" hard in the nostril.
52. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Career. I would like to be a spelunker. Writing for a living is exhausting when you do it for somebody else.
53. Do you go to church?
No
54. Pencil or Pen?
Depends on my mood. I prefer a happy roller ball pen, with black or purple ink. Sometimes I take interview notes and shit in pencil. I prefer the Mirado Black Warrior #2 pencil to all others.
55. Describe your favorite Day?
I will have both vengeance and pie. And maybe for once I will feel good.
as usual your sarcastic charming humor has brought me joy
i'm glad i'm not the only one who doesn't text and hates the thought of it.
so i'm guessing you want more stuffed monkeys, right?
big hugs! i miss ya. hope things are better soon