Bored now.
I am bored as a bored dragon in his boring lair on a heap of boring gold and the old bones of his foes. I feel like making trouble, performing mischief, and tearing shit up.
I want to fight a rhino, wrestle a dwarf (again), bitch-slap a ninja, seduce a barbarian warrior queen and eat a really big sandwich.
But I must keep vigil over my sleeping daughters and so here I remain.
Amuse me. I beg you.
I love my Christmas tree. I like to sleep next to it. Tomorrow my sister and her partner and their kids will help the girls and I hang ornaments. This is fun.
I am bored as a bored dragon in his boring lair on a heap of boring gold and the old bones of his foes. I feel like making trouble, performing mischief, and tearing shit up.
I want to fight a rhino, wrestle a dwarf (again), bitch-slap a ninja, seduce a barbarian warrior queen and eat a really big sandwich.
But I must keep vigil over my sleeping daughters and so here I remain.
Amuse me. I beg you.
I love my Christmas tree. I like to sleep next to it. Tomorrow my sister and her partner and their kids will help the girls and I hang ornaments. This is fun.
adaline:
Your girls sound lovely. I wish I could meet them!!!! Punk rock band? already? wow!!!! yea! 
robotsatemyhair:
I think they need an agent.