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Julie (my 7-year-old) dons my sombrero. (I have many hats.)

She asks, "Is this a hat that Chinese fighters wear?"

I reply, "No ... that is a Mexican hat."


She asks, "Do Mexicans fight?"

I reply, "Sometimes ..."

She asks, "Do they wear these when they fight?"

I reply, "Sometimes ..."

She says, "Yeeeeeaaaaaaah." And begins kung fu maneuvers.

I am so proud.

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robotsatemyhair:
Hehehe rad.

You're raising them well!
robotsatemyhair:
Hehehe rad.

You're raising them well!
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Snarl.

I feel murderous.

I do so every now and again ...

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octoberseven:
Uh oh........
ninjaprodigy:
See, earlier today I had composed a perfectly decent comment, clicked "submit" and either SG didn't work or it was my computer or connection..something like that.

Let's see...I mentioned really liked that Jedi Squirrels pic. Pretty funny.

And, said something in there about introductions and talking a bit being a good thing before friend requests. Not that I don't appreciate the occasional random request..I just like introductions, too.

So, how're you doing?
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I am so very sleepy. But for a happy reason for once.

<sigh>

wink

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jenya:
you little devil wink
hawksley:
oooh. that would be crazy... in that creepy way...


happy sleepy is good.
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UPDATE: I FOUND THEM! THE CAT KNOCKED THEM INTO THE BATHROOM WASTEBASKET. HA!
I AM SO TIRED! GOOD NIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS. IT'S COLD.


I CANNOT FIND MY BLOODY GLASSES!!!!!!!!

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jenya:
yay for finding bloody glasses !!!!


kitties are diabolical miao!!
orli:
Thanks for the monkey! So silly looking, but then I guess people are, too.

I'm glad you found your glasses. Sleep well!
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The night is all windy with rain smell, makes me crave sweet and succulent mischief. I am up for a bit of jackassery. I wanna flex my bad assitude. Show the fancy bastards it's not all cheese and lemurs.

Yeah.

"Fossilcrotch" is an utterly fucked up word. Thank Heaven it's not real.

Pink secret:
I know it sounds yummy but it's not. In fact, it's...
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streetmuse:
Thanks darlin! kiss

and you are nice!
hawksley:
smile
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Thank you my friends for your well-wisheries.

On a black ship I sail now on calm waters my sword sated and nestled in its sheath.

Many battles have I have fought; many have I won; some have I lost, blinded in the loud and angry dark of chaos.

But for this moment, the rare and delicate flower of peace collects rain as I lay me...
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robotsatemyhair:
So it's about your penis, right?


robotsatemyhair:
Hmmm are you sure about the no beastiality thing?
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I am STILL sick ... and I think it might be Wednesday.

No ... wait. It's Tuesday. I think.

There is a strange child in my house. One of the kids invited a friend for an unauthorized sleepover.

I am peeved, I must admit.

They are watching Wallace and Gromit. I am locked in my bedroom looking at Suicide Girls, chatting with chums and reading...
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adaline:
Hey BOI! You're journal really made me laugh! "There is a strange child in my house" ha! Thanks for the kind comment, love! Hope all is well?
hawksley:
a little birdie.


feel better!
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The last vestiges of my disease and distemper cling to me like the stench of a dragon's musty bowels.

Yet I press on. Would the gods would silence the curse of my thunderous sneezing! I am persecuted by vicious coughs. I wish I could take vengeance on my own head without hurting myself.

I have taken up the study of languages in my convalesance, which...
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orli:
SO funny! I love "I told you not to shit in your leggings!" They're all hilarious.
I hope you feel better soon!
stampeding_vash:
ah ok, thanks. didnt see that group
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Moan.

Groan.

I'm sicker than balls.

Hope you're all well.

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robotsatemyhair:
You should bottle your illness and distrubute it amongst the poor and stupid.
lycoris:
Will hot Lotus make you feel better?

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L Fhile Pdraig!!!!!!!!!!


wink wink wink

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omega668:
if i understood what that means i would probably make a better comment biggrin
omega668:
well then !!
happy happy !!
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Word of the Day

crapulous \KRAP-yuh-lus\, adjective:
1. Suffering the effects of, or derived from, or suggestive of
gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a crapulous
stomach.
2. Marked by gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a
crapulous old [1]reprobate.

These were the dregs of their celebratory party: the
half-filled glasses, the cold beans and herring, the shouts
and smells of the crapulous strangers hemming...
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lycoris:
Thank you! biggrin
hawksley:
awwe. thanks!
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hawksley:
thanks doll!

best hoodie ever!

and lovely eye[s]!
orli:
Hoodies=favorite type of garment ever. hoody+piratey stuff=awesome AND comfy. biggrin