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It hurts to type. But it has been a while so I will do this funny game from Allie.

PS: I was sincerely touched by the testimonial until I noticed where it came from! HA! I laugh upon you.

Funny game from Allie.



1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Day care. It kills me.

2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?...
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robotsatemyhair:
Miss you dahling. I need you to solve life's little problems.
kaleidoscopic:
hey hon sorry to hear you are in ill spirits...or health...or both? anywho i hope you feel better soon kiss

as usual your sarcastic charming humor has brought me joy biggrin

i'm glad i'm not the only one who doesn't text and hates the thought of it. robot

so i'm guessing you want more stuffed monkeys, right? wink ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa

big hugs! i miss ya. hope things are better soon kiss
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Lots of blokes think the world will end today. True, we'd probably be better off if it did, but at 7pm it looks none too promising, though it seems a bit like rain.

I share with you this anecdote:

While it is true that the proverbial collective anus of the American population is slack and agape from persistent government-backed corporate fuckings ...

While it is...
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adaline:
WOW what a truely amazing journal entry!!! ahahahahahahahaahahah!!! I heart u! But the end note is rather sad, I hope they don't get fired?

And no, I didn't know that about the History of Graceland cemetary, how interesting! How did u know all that??? It makes the shoot that much more interesting for me!

Creep in touch!!
kaleidoscopic:
i don't care if you embellished a little that story is hilarious! biggrin biggrin

well i hope the publisher decided against firing everybody!

this country is crazy. that .50 thing is such bs and i'm sorry they are much more interested in enforcing stupid laws instead of going after real criminals. mad

sorry too that i've been away. breaking up and moving was awful but mysteriously i realized that the relationship wasn't a good or sound or healthy for me as i thought it was. oh well. moving on now and making up for lost time.

hope all is well with you and yours...big hugs! kiss kiss
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I am fillled to the heart with red wine and hatred.

mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
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robotsatemyhair:
I am filled with LOVE!
orli:
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I saw a wombat yesterday.


I bitch slap demons with my mighty big silly.


ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
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hawksley:
i vote no.
jenya:
madness is next to godliness...........no.......it's next to.......umm..

YOU


quick.........get it off!!!!!
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I saw a wombat yesterday.


I bitch slap demons with my mighty big silly.


ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
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Holy shit!

I am finally back.

I went through this ridiculous shit where I couldn't log into SG. Several emails and password updates and what not, and I am once again present and active.

How are all of you? What have I missed?

Let's see, what's been going on with me?

Well, I got arrested recently, my second time. That was interesting. It was for...
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lycoris:
Shit, that's fucked up. Apparently I feel like swearing tonight. Goddamnit.

Welcome back.
robotsatemyhair:
Well huh.

No one ever said that justice was smart.

Glad everyone's doing well NOW though!!!

Good to see you. Hit me up on messenger sometime.

The power of RAMH compels you!
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And so it goes ...


I tried to put a funny video in here, but it didn't work.

Maybe a poem?

Here's one:

From the Cannibal to his Dying Love

My sweet,
Your beauty is not what it once was.
Do not weep,
Beauty changes, does not diminish.
I cannot recall your shape and form
Young and supple among the lush reeds
Where long ago...
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jenya:
lycoris:
shocked
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Hi chums:

The weather today is perfect, cloudy and cool. It smells marvelous.

I've been really sick for a few days, but at least I can eat again. The girls are entertaining themselves, mercifully, while I mostly lay in bed. I feel restless and guilty, but I can't do anything about it. I get up for a few minutes at a time.

I am listening...
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robotsatemyhair:
Sufjan Stevens is mighty fine indeed.

Kent's going to kill them all one day with his Super-Mega Death Ray.

Are you feeling better?

Why aren't you on messenger?
falias:
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"April is the cruelest month,
breeding lilacs out of the dead land."

-- T.S. Eliot.

My April sucked. My May won't be better.

I hope you are all well. I will try to be around more.
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hawksley:
april showers bring may flowers!!!

may has to be better. silly.


and thanks!

blush
stampeding_vash:
sorry about your april, ill send good may vibes your way^^
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Sorry I haven't been around much.

Working like crazy.

In fact, I have been working for 14 hours straight, and that is just today.

Please don't call me "Picklesnaps." I disapprove of that sort of thing.

ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
lycoris:
Picklesnaps? That's a new one.
orli:
Aw, that sucks. Work. Blegh. frown Hope everything else is going well.
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Happiness

Sticky-fingered, cotton-candied consumption
giggles gaily beneath the smiling sunlight
reflecting comfortably off the pink hood
of the carousel.

Come one; come all
is the happy siren call.

Scents of sugar and roasting treats
form delicious clouds over the heads
of giddy hand-shaking clowns.

The many come running,
man woman and child
eager to touch taste and see,
eyes swollen with spectacle
and entertainments,
soft...
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hawksley:
ahh! see it works!

i should have a sword and a patch!


life makes sense with swords and patches.
orli:
thanks ♥
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Hello ...

Sorry I have been around as much. I have been painfully busy, dead tired and considerably pissed off.

Talk to you soon.
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jenya:
maybe the easter bunny will bring you a good basket to make it alllllllllll better smile
lycoris:
I know how you feel. mad Need ... break ... from life ... mad