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I do not recognise this serene creature, siting demurely like some catholic grandmother's vision of the Virgin. Her hands are soft, and she smiles quietly when she speaks her wisdom. I do not understand how she can sit, content to be the quiet teacher. I do not understand how she can be at peace when she speaks out against the all that is wrong.

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freakpirate:
I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy TV. However, I very rarely sit in front of the TV to watch anything. Thanks to the glory of the internet I can simply download whatever shows I want and watch them at my convenience. Commerical free and relaxing.

I do, however, understand the sick pleasure that comes from shouting at the useless chimps on the television.

I have found that, nine times out of ten, right wing journalists have about as much integrity as an infomercial host.

I am also well known for telling people what I think is right and what I think they should do. It gets me in trouble and it also gets me into a lot of arguments but oddly enough that never stops me. It's just a natural reaction.

lior:
hah. Setting her on fire would make me feel better. But it would land me in prison methinks. frown

But I did call her supervisor and got her fired. So Im rather pleased with myself right now smile
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So, very early this morning I happened to fall down the rabbit-hole, and by "fell down the rabbit hole" I mean "happened across an American News programme".

Jesus help you all, if this was what passes for journalism in your country. I might as well watch Hi-5 for my current affairs! Blatant, sensationalist propoganda blended with knee-jerk reactionary nonsense and a total and complete absence...
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mat8drb:
I get Fox News here on satellite. It is top notch! wink
andvari:
I used to listen to the criticism of Fox news and think "I can't really be that bad." Then I actually watched it for the space of an afternoon and I couldn't believe that people weren't up in arms about it.
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I started a new aerobic and cardiovascular workout at an unpleasantly early hour in what I must deceitfully refer to as the morning.

For the past five hours, my lungs have been delivering a grand filibuster of a lecture on the benifits of metaphorical gradient inclines, particularly when applied to new workouts and the severity thereof. I expect this lecture may well continue into the...
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mat8drb:
She's getting on well.

I prefer CV workouts as opposed to those weight ones. Urgh.
ampersand:
I had to run for the bus last week. I made it, but on the way to work my lungs filed for divorce. We're in the process of splitting my stuff up at the moment.

It didn't go well at all.
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It's scary to realize you have to leave your whole life behind to become the person you want to be. I liked my life.
mat8drb:
*big hug*
_dictionarygirl_:
*panda hugs* Be brave, dear. kiss
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In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime.
-Phyllis McGinley


I've a new research project that's taking up nearly all of my time. Between endless hours at the library and the myriad foolhardy chores of moving cross-country I'm too busy to play with you kids.

Much love, smutty comments and innuendo,
Jaquelin.
mat8drb:
Well, that's interesting too. smile Hope you're enjoying it. smile
_dictionarygirl_:
Every time I come to your journal it says you're going away. blackeyed

But in other news, I love your writings below. Tre gorgeous.
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Help Wanted:

Novelist-aspirant requires part-time, live in assistant. Duties may involve housework, filing, switchboard and assisting with research. Please note that as the novelist-aspirant focuses mainly on erotica research may involve fucking her until she can't stand. Neat presentation. Prefer Woman. Computer skills a plus.

Apply within.
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cleverthings:
What are you up to, miss?
mat8drb:
Where are you? confused
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How can the so-called premier on-line erotica vendor fail to comprehend the difference between erotica and pornography?

Useless jerks. It is the natural order of things: Publishers will be illiterate imbeciles reviled by their writers. As far as the different avenues of prostitution go, I'm noticably more uncomfortable with writing lowest common denominator smut for a trashyerotica publisher than, any of my other options.

It...
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mat8drb:
3000? That's nothing! Well, it is better than a kick in the teeth, but not enough to live on by most means.
mat8drb:
You could do what John Cusack does: do a couple of nonsense movies to get the cash to do a good movie.

Or like Ian Banks (normal fiction) and Ian M Banks (Sci Fi). Use a nom de plume. I'm sure you could think of, well, twenty or so. wink
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It is perhaps unwise, and yet
I want your arms around me.
I want to feel flesh against my flesh.
I want to feel your lust on my lust.
I want to fling away my reason, let it hang across your bedpost.
I want to grow drunk on the scent of your ecstacy.
I want to feel your heat against my heat.
I want to...
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beaeffeff:
You need to update your journal so I can come around here without getting goosebumps and tingles blush
missellie:
Yesterday was confusing. What happened?
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Thunderstorms make me overwhelmedly horny.
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cleverthings:
I'm currently using vitamin e oil and it seems to be working really well. But maybe I could be posted a jar? Perhaps?
thefuckoffkid:
Thank you dear. kiss
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You can trip on my synthesizer.
Electronic world for ev'ry boy and ev'ry girl


I've a new avatar. It's a whole lot like my old avatar. It represents the acknowledgement that every artist stands on the shoulders of her predecessors. I'm sure you'll recognise the words. If you can read them.



I'm sober. I don't like sobrietry; it gets in the way of the creative...
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sarcasticmenace:
Yes, actually, I am blue quite frequently.
crispy:
Have you messaged Tuffy about the group ownership yet?
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I've gotten out of the habit of recording my thoughts, and this is proving a problem.

When one's thoughts provide the entire impetus to one's existance, it is imprudent to misplace them.
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I am entirely fed up with children masquerading as adults. I do not have the time to listen to your uninformed self-righteous nonsense, or your blatant disregard for the basic elements of reason.

Your enthusiasm does not make you right, so much as it makes you an irritant. If the entire world disagrees with your infantisimally small minded viewpoint, it may have more to do...
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jackinblack:
i love nonsense
enthusiasm is an alarming substitute for experience
i ride that donkey all the time
ranting youth is not really wasted on young people these days
and maybe children waste it though
imagine
if i knew what i now know when i was six
i probably wouldnt want to know
and i really wouldnt want to be here now
so for that all children should be herded together taught to avoid growing up
and than learn to write/sing/talk/paint/shit it out
what we need is a damn good war
or a plague
or locusts
or horses with skulls and hooded riders
or just total nonsense
are you happy now no reference no consequence
cleverthings:
I was completely unprepared for it. I really believed that it was my fault because I didn't slap him or yell fuck off or something after the first scratch. I just didn't know how to react.

Really fucked up. frown

And I appreciated your pm as well, hon. Thanks very very much. kiss