Tell me again how it's my fault; I missed you so.
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Dear Psuedoephidrine:
I love you forever, seriously. Thank you so much.
Dear Pseudoephidrine:
I hate you. Stop messing with my head.
This cold can fuck off now. Honestly, it'd be ok.
I love you forever, seriously. Thank you so much.
Dear Pseudoephidrine:
I hate you. Stop messing with my head.
This cold can fuck off now. Honestly, it'd be ok.
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shifter:
sudafed, you best friend or... nah fuck it, its all good.
imp_:
elloy my love.
(boozer0)
(boozer0)
We got new champagne. I had to test it out, see.
I was very thorough.
*hic*
I was very thorough.
*hic*
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elizathetroll:
Wireless broadband? Where do you get that from? And does it actually work?
Once I have a place, I urgently need internet there. Preferably flat-ratey!
Once I have a place, I urgently need internet there. Preferably flat-ratey!
missellie:
I'm flattered that my lil' ole birthday would have any effect on your desire to come back around Tori time. I was just mentioning it as a bonus feature of the end of September. 
Also, is the new you picture Bill Nighy?
Also, is the new you picture Bill Nighy?
_scorn
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bill_the_cat:
But I don't need sleep. Tell Realname to go fuck him/herself.
No I didn't know there was a billthecat. Name thief. He will be eliminated.
No I didn't know there was a billthecat. Name thief. He will be eliminated.
charlielove:
i'm glad you got it and like it!
I'm still not here. I'd appreciate it if people could understand that cellphone internet is not exactly convenient, and refrain from taking offense.
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charlielove:
see, i havnt really slept with anyone i've regretted because of alcohol... the one time i slept with someone i didnt really want to, i preplanned it and i didnt really want to because of how terrible it wound up being.
throttlebitch:
How could something be tactless when you call me fantastic?
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elizathetroll:
Oh, so the Me stands for a Methyl group. See? Me = clueless.
To tell you exactly what I do I'd need more space than this marginal website can offer.
Re the rental situation: look out for some nice bridges for me, will you? I knew at some point in my life I'd end up under one. I just didn't imagine it would happen while I was still employed.
To tell you exactly what I do I'd need more space than this marginal website can offer.
Re the rental situation: look out for some nice bridges for me, will you? I knew at some point in my life I'd end up under one. I just didn't imagine it would happen while I was still employed.
panini:
i know, my crush sort of fizzled out as well. i want a new crush.
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zarth:
I think I'm in love.
elizathetroll:
Today i's exi'stential prote'st
Dear people who think I'll ever 'speak plainly:
You make me laugh 'so damn hard. Love you, but 'seriou'sly? That one was ea'sy.
Next week, I 'start working a's a mathematic's tutor. Cue relevance.
In entirely unrelated new's, I'm all the day with my exi'stential prote'st up.
[EDIT: And really quite annoyed that I can't put apo'stophe's in my u'sername....
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Dear people who think I'll ever 'speak plainly:
You make me laugh 'so damn hard. Love you, but 'seriou'sly? That one was ea'sy.
Next week, I 'start working a's a mathematic's tutor. Cue relevance.
In entirely unrelated new's, I'm all the day with my exi'stential prote'st up.
[EDIT: And really quite annoyed that I can't put apo'stophe's in my u'sername....
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_tab:
well, you two could maybe...have coffee? haha, I dunno. You only live once! (easy for me to say, huh?)
phantasy:
So have you taken the plunge?
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ampersand:
Yes! I mean ... ah, no!
Or maybe perhaps, ah ... maybe!!
p.s. Guess who just booked flights to see people who are not in Perth? Guess. Go on. Do it.
Or maybe perhaps, ah ... maybe!!
p.s. Guess who just booked flights to see people who are not in Perth? Guess. Go on. Do it.
It is best when one doesn't cut off one's fringe in a fit of midnight rage. It doesn't provide what I'd think of as a net benifit.
I didn't, by the way. You can tell, on account of I'm blaming some childrens. I'd like it on the record that these childrens most categorically exists.
So, who wants to hear a story about disabled children? It'll...
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I didn't, by the way. You can tell, on account of I'm blaming some childrens. I'd like it on the record that these childrens most categorically exists.
So, who wants to hear a story about disabled children? It'll...
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crash_:
Ha, thank you. That actually helped a lot.
prockgirlscout:
I'd like to hear the story. As soon as you explain what fringe is. 
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klaatuveratanato:
Um, no. Just a belly piercing. And if my weekend hadn't gone as well as it did I might be feeling rather self-conscious now.
mat8drb:
I think I shall have a try, I will just get one more bit of advice before I do.
I wish I lived in Alaska. I'm thinking the dawn services would be, you know, around noon. I could live with that.
Now that our tangent is over, we return to "Ask Me a Question Day. Comments regarding the exceptional length of "ask me a question day" will be met with snark. Comments involving bosoms will be received favourably. Conditions apply. Consult your physician to...
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Now that our tangent is over, we return to "Ask Me a Question Day. Comments regarding the exceptional length of "ask me a question day" will be met with snark. Comments involving bosoms will be received favourably. Conditions apply. Consult your physician to...
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admiral_pants:
If I'm currently between physicians, whom should I consult?
...dear god, what have I done?
...dear god, what have I done?
traceelement:
why?
We got it 2 days late on the 28th, and even then we nearly didn't get it at all! Today is moving day, and we don't have an internet connection yet, so I'll be scarce for an undetermined amount of time.
Yay! Homeownership!