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I haven't done a damn thing today.... No alcohol however I am still going out tonight. i think I'll just get all the drunk people to do really crazy funny shit. puke I can't even have so much as a beer until the 23rd. Don't these doctors know who I am?!

Oh well it doesn't matter cause starting September 1st it's gonna be 2 weeks of...
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mnislahi:
green hair!! love
josephene:
Seriously, sweetheart, I LOVE YOUR EXPRESSIONS!!! Just looked at your pictures, and you are one of those people that can say so much with just a look...OH and by the way, love the glasses look, smart-bad boys are the best... wink

Glad you're having a great time, kid! Yeah, I can call you a kid...I'm way older than you. kiss
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I did it!! biggrin I've ordered my hair dye. It's called Iguana Green. I should get it next week so on the 1st of September I'm gonna dye it. Some of my friends here are telling me that I'll look wierd and shouldn't get it done.

I say fuck it! I'll be on vacation for 2 weeks and I'm gonna do what the Fuck I want!...
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bankerboy:
Kermit the Frog would be proud! Glad you are feeling mo betta!

bb biggrin
rockstarinc:
I am sitting here eating a granny smith apple and I just thought about your hair. shocked I get to go to my comedy meeting. Wonder what they will talk about tonight. biggrin
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Alright quick update.

So Friday morning I had to go to the fucking hospital because I had not one but 2 fuckinmg spider bites from a Brown Recluse . If ya don't know much about those little fuckers thier bites can be deadly. I swelled up like a balloon and felt like shit. They had to remove all of the infected tissue from the bite...
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neyrissa:
green?!
neyrissa:
hehehehe, pardon my missing out on the correct name...wink

Well, best of luck to you with that!!! lol
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I need some more crazy shit to go on!!

This weekend was what for me is a normal weekend. Which is what my friends here say is nothing like they've seen. I tell them everyday. Just wait. You haven't seen shit yet.

So I'm sitting at my house the other day and these two girls show up there. They're both friends on a buddy of...
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kash:
sorry... sorry...? ummm what no flowers? pfffft



tongue







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kash:
aaaaawwww okay *kick ground with toe* that works for me.blushkiss
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I am really fucking Jonesing for another Rockstar Inc party.

Shit we havn't had one in months!

Don't get me wrong. I have been getting pretty crazy down here. However the people down here are like the minor league. I need my fucking Pro's down here.

It just ain't a Rockstar Inc party without

RockstarINC -The President

HARVDOG -The V.P. of Alcohol and Tobacco distribution...
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rockstarinc:
Boring..... Falling asleep on a chick. Boring.... Getting thrown out of a town. Boring...... Stealing a car and driving it into a swamp. Boring...... WTF I need to find a unicorn and ride it through hell maybe that would be fun
skull
rockstarinc:
How about riding a bull in the middle of town. Lets see which one of us can last 8 seconds
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Today was too much fun! Hung out all day with JJ and the rest of the beer drinking Pigs. Tow of them passed out but not JJ him and i drank at least 15 beers together. I think he was upset when I left. He's definately a Rockstar.

Met the owner and she introduced me to her home brew. Mamawana. This stuff is basically Moonshine...
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gingergayle:
wow-what a conversation between you and rockstar here. good thing i'm not a chick-or i would be offended--wait... wink

and nice pictures! a drunk pig, now that's something i have never seen before. biggrin i had a great weekend, looks like you did too!
friday:
haha...sounds awesome! maybe i should start drinking and hanging out with pigs...king and hanging out with moo...she loves beer! puke
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Finally! I got some pics of my new home the Island of Sin. wink Now you can see that I'm not Bullshitint all of ya. I went for a drive into the Rainforest today and got some great shots. Tomorrow i'm going to hang with the beer drinking pigs in the middle of the jungle. Don't believe me? well I'll post some pics tomorrow to prove...
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rockstarinc:
I am going to continue drinking while you post pics.
josephene:
Dude...in her 80's?!?! Wow...

Yeah, just wow...LOL... biggrin

Looks like you have a cool pad too, rock out with you cock out, baby!
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AArrrrrrrrhhhhggggg!! Building a web site is a motherfucker. mad It's gonna take me a while to finish it. But when it's done I think that it's gonna be worth it. RockstarINC and I will manage it. Hopefully HARVDOG who know's computers better than I do will give me a hand with it. There won't be any specific theme. it'll pretty much be an extension of what...
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josephene:
thanks for the offer honey...I may just take you up on that... wink Good luck with the website, if I knew anything about them I would help you out.... kiss
anarchick:
I wish I were vaguely web-litterate... frown
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My Condo Fucking Rocks!

I am going to have some crazy parties there.

The pool is set up perfect for a Watermelon Slip N Slide party!

HEY!! Who's up for some Linchberg Lemonades. RockstarINC and I make some really good ones. wink

Next weekend I'm getting SCUBA certified. Uh Oh. It's bad enough when I cause trouble on land. Now the underwater world isn't going to...
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rockstarinc:
If you need help let me know. or just find a monkey to do it for you.

Dont you take his booze away. hey hey hey
rockstarinc:
This one goes out to all the dirty tramps in Astoria, Oregon

Did you get a letter from Astoria? I haven't checked my mail all week. Maybe I should. Awl Fuck it
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New profile pic today. No it's not from my island of Sin but from my trip to Cozumel, Mexico.

3 days of non stop Tequila and senoritas!

just added some new pics to my Funny stuff so check them out.

Tomorrow I move into my condo. So let the games begin. forget the Olympics.

The real games will be hosted at my place in St....
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rockstarinc:
I fed her to your monkey. She is looking for my FUCKING PARROT!
rockstarinc:
Hey you Siberian!
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People I meet don't know how to describe me.

people i meet just once even for a brief moment seem to remember me weeks later.

People talk about me when they think I'm not listening and ask "What the Fuck is that crazy guy gonna do next?".

Some say I live an extremely wild lifestyle. they say it's too wild. that I don't set a...
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rockstarinc:
Check out my pictures now!
rockstarinc: