I signed a 10-Month No Ass Grabbing contract yesterday.
I've sold out.
I've sold out.
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tuxy:
Duh
Living with boys is bullshit.
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sitandspin:
uh oh.
fresnel:
stupid boys.
I should post pictures from Europe sometime...
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luckyp:
Um, YEAH.
--l*P
--l*P
cedar:
yes you should.
you should also be preparing for the inevitable panty raid you'll be recieving in october.
you should also be preparing for the inevitable panty raid you'll be recieving in october.
Nothing means much.
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johnny_fantastic:
are you back in town yet?
smuffy:
you're cryptically sexy.
Haiku to Boobs
Perfect big boobies
Why do I love you so much?
Bounce - Don't ask how high.
Perfect big boobies
Why do I love you so much?
Bounce - Don't ask how high.
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chitin:
Now is that YOUR boobs specifically, or just boobs in general?
the_shine:
ha ha you said boobies 
I should definitely fake my birthday more often.
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chitin:
A very happy unbirthday to you!
fresnel:
sounds good to me.
A perfect morning
I'll make today my birthday
Screw off December
Haiku to honor
This national holiday
My self-made birthday
I won't grow older
Or any younger, I guess.
You can buy me stuff.
I'll make today my birthday
Screw off December
Haiku to honor
This national holiday
My self-made birthday
I won't grow older
Or any younger, I guess.
You can buy me stuff.
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brocklee:
HE'S LOOKING AT U KIDDO ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
remy:
happy day of birth!
Remy
Remy
Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaay with me, motherfuckers!!
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amitabha:
it might be nice to wake up to.. but I assure you it's better to wake up NEXT to. =)
aphexplotz:
no, sorry, no playtime then.
Paddle on, motherfuckers.
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the_shine:
Nice new pic!!!
You look very deep in thought or that you've forgot your glasses and are trying to read something up close.
You decide whats best
You look very deep in thought or that you've forgot your glasses and are trying to read something up close.
You decide whats best
bob_dobalina:
vaya con dios
Paddle on, motherfuckers.
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brocklee:
beeetchez!
mle:
too cute is you!
Two ducks check into a hotel. The best hotel in Zurich. Big weekend for the ducks. They get up to their room and they discover they have no condoms.
No problem, says the man duck - I'll get room service to send some up. Call down to room service. Eventually the boy appears with the condoms. He says - do you want me to put...
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No problem, says the man duck - I'll get room service to send some up. Call down to room service. Eventually the boy appears with the condoms. He says - do you want me to put...
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mamabunny:
haha. cute.
I HOpe things are going well in tuxy-land.
I HOpe things are going well in tuxy-land.
jasechase:
Damn wish I was still in Europe. I need a duck. 
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