hey guys... i'm trying to get a passport and the government is holding my birth certificate hostage while demanding a short novel of extra details about my life to 'further establish' my identity. its awesome, and by awesome, i mean it sucks.
so... does anyone know when the first SG burlesque tour auditions were? i flew down for them and i need the month and...
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so... does anyone know when the first SG burlesque tour auditions were? i flew down for them and i need the month and...
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abra:
where have you gone, lovely? the week isn't the same without you.
4mejohn1:
Sorry, it was Sooooo Late in the Day.
I am Getting Forgetful... I am an Old Fart.
Memory is Shot.
At Least, I remembered Before Your Birthday Day was Over.
Happy Birthday, Darling.
Hope you had a Great Day.
And May ALL your Wishes Come True.
I am Getting Forgetful... I am an Old Fart.
Memory is Shot.
At Least, I remembered Before Your Birthday Day was Over.
Happy Birthday, Darling.
Hope you had a Great Day.
And May ALL your Wishes Come True.
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thursday:
not a chance dude.
jaymetalmayhem:
cookies are good anyway ya make the crisper the cookie the longer you just have to dunk it in your milk ! =P
wtf was this?
estrada:
I like the sound of that company.
jonnytrrrash7:
multi-tasking ftw!
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gadget:
yeah explain? surprise experiences?
luve:
cute bangs! finally grew mine out and am debating whether i should cut them
i spent all day yesterday puking with some sort of 24-hour bug.
not fun.
word to the wise: don't eat out of public communal bowls during cold and flu season. i'm pretty sure i picked this up in a peanut bowl playing bingo at the bar.
not fun.
word to the wise: don't eat out of public communal bowls during cold and flu season. i'm pretty sure i picked this up in a peanut bowl playing bingo at the bar.
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jonnytrrrash7:
i'll take your advice to heart. feel better!
isaacassimov:
I'll try to remember not to take any of the diner mints. Feel better soon.
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estrada:
That may be true but they're new to me!
chilli:
Happy New Year!
I just came by to say you are such a pretty lady (I discovered you when I posted a pic of you in the alphabet thread on the boards).
I was watching 30 rock last night. That is the funniest shit, I love that show so much.
The guys in the office above us at work have no idea how to take aim in the communal bathroom, I swear they are all about 4 years old. Its revolting.
I just came by to say you are such a pretty lady (I discovered you when I posted a pic of you in the alphabet thread on the boards).
I was watching 30 rock last night. That is the funniest shit, I love that show so much.
The guys in the office above us at work have no idea how to take aim in the communal bathroom, I swear they are all about 4 years old. Its revolting.
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khorsaun:
That's a pic I'm going to have to save.
Maybe I'll print it up and send it out as Christmas Cards.
Hope you had a better holiday than I did.
Maybe I'll print it up and send it out as Christmas Cards.
Hope you had a better holiday than I did.
ron4164:
Hope it was better than that!
Hope it was better than that!
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scandalascious:
Ugh I know! This cold weather sucks! My car keeps freezing shut, and it's retarded! That's totally weird that I have a clone though haha. I might have to find them!
gujsel:
HEY MY DEAR FANTASTIC FRIEND.....FOR YOU .....I WISH A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS.......
A LOTS OF HUGS TO YOU ........
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weso:
Well it's good to see you two celebrating! Awesome mask!
opticnerve:
My point was that you hadn't updated in so long.
i'm snarfing up another package of that fake mozzarella that i love so much.
how. can. it. be. so. good?!
so, what you have all be waiting for.
the garlic tampoon MIGHT have worked but it's hard to say because the very next day i had to wear a normal tampon so that i could function in society as a menstruating human.
what you may...
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how. can. it. be. so. good?!
so, what you have all be waiting for.
the garlic tampoon MIGHT have worked but it's hard to say because the very next day i had to wear a normal tampon so that i could function in society as a menstruating human.
what you may...
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4mejohn1:
Happy Birthday, Hon.
May all your Wishes come TRUE.
Hope you have an Enjoyable and Happy Special Day.
May all your Wishes come TRUE.
Hope you have an Enjoyable and Happy Special Day.
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isaacassimov:
Crazy. So would a cranberry tampon fix a UTI?
BTW, great wall colors. Orange is my homeboy. How long have you been in the place?
BTW, great wall colors. Orange is my homeboy. How long have you been in the place?
isaacassimov:
a. Congrats on the apartment. What neighborhood are you in? I feel like I know people all over all areas of the city type region.
b. Thanks. Our cats love you too. (As a matter of fact, they love anyone with a lap.)
c.Please do send me the vasectomy post when you find the time. I may be going under the knife in the reasonably near future and could use all the laughs I can get.
d. My lady and I are similarly child-free. I love reading blogs by people who are annoyed by children. And my favorite is this., which I own.
e. Haha. Awesome. Quasi wedding parties all around! We've decided we're going to mash up traditions from whatever religious and civil ceremonies we like. And there will most definitely not be a DJ playing "Cotton Eye Joe" for some baby boomers to break a hip to. Good music only.
f. There is nothing to put for f. I'm just getting really into this alphabet-labelled listing. So here, I'll just put this pirate kissing this kitty.
<3 
b. Thanks. Our cats love you too. (As a matter of fact, they love anyone with a lap.)
c.Please do send me the vasectomy post when you find the time. I may be going under the knife in the reasonably near future and could use all the laughs I can get.
d. My lady and I are similarly child-free. I love reading blogs by people who are annoyed by children. And my favorite is this., which I own.
e. Haha. Awesome. Quasi wedding parties all around! We've decided we're going to mash up traditions from whatever religious and civil ceremonies we like. And there will most definitely not be a DJ playing "Cotton Eye Joe" for some baby boomers to break a hip to. Good music only.
f. There is nothing to put for f. I'm just getting really into this alphabet-labelled listing. So here, I'll just put this pirate kissing this kitty.
<3
congratulations!
haha, the whiskey-dick era was particularly ugly but fortunately i met my main man shortly afterwards.