So, I still seem to be online after a couple of days. How novel.
So this begs the question, "So, oh Gleeful Porcine (Without whom we are as naught), how does one survive 6 weeks with no internet?"
By listening to this album. A lot.
It was tricky, I will say. I nearly lost my cool a couple of times, but I soldiered on. Any...
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So this begs the question, "So, oh Gleeful Porcine (Without whom we are as naught), how does one survive 6 weeks with no internet?"
By listening to this album. A lot.
It was tricky, I will say. I nearly lost my cool a couple of times, but I soldiered on. Any...
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"Hello, Orange Broadband technical support, Sanjay speaking, how can I help?"
"Would you like my home phone number?"
"Oh, er... Yes please."
"01392******"
"Er.... Sorry, I can't find anything on that number, could I have it again please?"
"01392******"
"Are you sure that 's the right number? I'm still not seeing an account."
"01392******"
"Oh, right, OK. Please give me a minute to bring up...
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"Would you like my home phone number?"
"Oh, er... Yes please."
"01392******"
"Er.... Sorry, I can't find anything on that number, could I have it again please?"
"01392******"
"Are you sure that 's the right number? I'm still not seeing an account."
"01392******"
"Oh, right, OK. Please give me a minute to bring up...
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conroy:
Next time they ask if there anything else they can help with, ask for a Migration Authorisation Code, and then get your broadband from a more professional outfit, or at least threaten to.
mark_plus_beer:
my lanyard is better then your lanyard 
All the things I've ever done, remain done. With the best will in the world I cannot undo them, even if I wanted to.
Thanks to those too numerous to mention for a great couple of weeks. You know who you are. Apologies to those I met while very drunk, you too know who you are.
Holiday now over. Off to work in the morning,...
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Thanks to those too numerous to mention for a great couple of weeks. You know who you are. Apologies to those I met while very drunk, you too know who you are.
Holiday now over. Off to work in the morning,...
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forkandles:
How did you miss hearing that? 'Number of the Beast' used to be my favourite until I heard FOTD on the radio when the album came out. They've done 'epics' before but I love the the changes in the tune and tempo, and the riff; like the different movements in a piece of classical music.
....where are you anyway? Oh, hang on: I bet you're stowed away somewhere listening to it now, aren't you?
....where are you anyway? Oh, hang on: I bet you're stowed away somewhere listening to it now, aren't you?
thequestion:
For God's sake man, get back on the internet!
It's been an OK week up to now. Work was a bit odd though, working the night of the full moon got me speaking to some interesting characters (For "interesting" read " cuuuhuuuuraaaaazy"), but did finish it off with an impromptu trip to the estuary, which was really nice, but I had no idea that sea birds complained so much about a full moon, it...
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fullmoonkisses:
KISS and Priest for Download 08!
jezabel:
no ever felt like your eclipsed by your mother will though
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Hmm, enough of that. It seems to become almost routine that people disappoint me. Which in itself is quite surprising seeing as I have set my standards particularly low.
But anyway, yes.
My time off is from the 23rd January to the 5th Feb. Places to visit (Exact order of visitation to be confirmed) Brizzle, Bath (Possibly), London, Reading (Possibly), Brighton, Portsmouth (Possibly). If anyone...
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But anyway, yes.
My time off is from the 23rd January to the 5th Feb. Places to visit (Exact order of visitation to be confirmed) Brizzle, Bath (Possibly), London, Reading (Possibly), Brighton, Portsmouth (Possibly). If anyone...
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sticks:
I'm living the writer's life now - trying to express myself creatively and then drinking to numb the pain of trying to express myself creatively. 
hunkpapa:
oh, you've got to tell me now.
also, those tunes are pretty good, especially the first one.
also, those tunes are pretty good, especially the first one.
People fucking suck.
deleteddelete:
Agreed.
pinklet:
generally... but not completely?
Thank u, i am feeling better... slept like a log lastnight! woot!
Wots up?
Thank u, i am feeling better... slept like a log lastnight! woot!
Wots up?
My holiday request got approved today. I will have 14 days off at the end of the month. I fully intend on seeing some of you. I fully intend on getting tattooed. I fully intend on letting plans be known as soon as I know them.
I fully intend on watching the Adam and Joe show now and smoking a fattie.
That is all.
I fully intend on watching the Adam and Joe show now and smoking a fattie.
That is all.
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pinklet:
Woot! if ur passing thru Brizzle, do let us use it as an excuse for Cider?? just not the Stilton kind! 
spamtwo:
I could be tempted by London although it would depend on when and where as I don't work that far from there.
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rdpixie:
Just a bit of spoken word at Hammersmith Apollo. I love going to see him rant for 2 hours non-stop. Makes me feel better about my anger at almost everything in th world. Hehe!
mark_plus_beer:
i could just tape you saying key phrases and use it when i need it for decision making
You all know how it is the longer you leave it, the worse it gets, and I've really had not that much to say. I've been existing, that's about the best way I can put it. Working, broken up with sleeping, the occasional visit to the pub, a few other things of which I shall tell you of shortly. But otherwise, really not that...
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rdpixie:
Absolutely! Shame on you!!!
Well, I went pirating over the weekend, that was kind of a laugh. Stupidity, 5 bottles of wine, 24 cans of ale, half a bottle of tequila, chilli rum, being introduced to a game called "spew". Eating a Turducken, finding myself pissed and lost in a forest at about 2am trying to find a rave with another pissed up guy who suddenly got "The Fear"....
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dixy:
Pirating!! Awesome!! i wish i was a pirate, there's a game called pirateology and i want it for christmas so i can unlock it's secrets then set sail on the 7 seas! oh oh you mean drinking... damnit!
heavenandhell:
Hope you're still doing okay.
Hmm.
Tattoo convention.
I don't really have a great track record with them. Not the actual convention itself. I like it, I think it's good, but all the things that seem to be surrounding me in the poor excuse for my mind. It's those things that's always a problem.
So in short, I saw some people from the site I hadn't seen or spoken to...
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Tattoo convention.
I don't really have a great track record with them. Not the actual convention itself. I like it, I think it's good, but all the things that seem to be surrounding me in the poor excuse for my mind. It's those things that's always a problem.
So in short, I saw some people from the site I hadn't seen or spoken to...
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thequestion:
I was upset after the events of ep 25 but I'm glad I watched the rest and I felt it still kept me on the edge of my seat and the characters did grow on me.
thequestion:
Actually the kids where OK. Mainly because they didn't act like whiny children. Near wasn't a clone and he did have a character of his own though I can understand where you're coming from.
What's up chumps?
Yeah... He's back.
And not going to explain his absence. Well, not yet anyway.
Yeah... He's back.
And not going to explain his absence. Well, not yet anyway.
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heckler:
Is the reason really that embarrassing that you just can't stand the ridicule an explanation would bring?? 
welcome back anyway
whatever the reason, we won't hold it against you
welcome back anyway
whatever the reason, we won't hold it against you
angel_ree:
I was merely practical joking....
As a fellow Warren Ellis fan may i suggest his new novel 'Crooked Little Vien' thus far it is an incredibly vivid book that conjures such potent images it seems strangely comic book esk!
I have read all the Walking Deads, thus far (off Mark A), and they are brilliant. The progression is incredible too!
Mark made me watch the omega man, i think its better then i am legend but im still not sure if i love or hate it!
Hope things are sexy cool dude!