I just went to the awesome Inaugural SGAU Ball in Canberra, and reported back to TFOG who is in China for a week.
TheFuckOffGirl hello cinderella
TheFuckOffGirl how was the ball?
me. fine thanks
TheFuckOffGirl did your suit look hilarious?
me. people complimented it
me. I looked hilarious I suspect, but it looked fine
TheFuckOffGirl what'd you wear it with?...
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TheFuckOffGirl hello cinderella
TheFuckOffGirl how was the ball?
me. fine thanks
TheFuckOffGirl did your suit look hilarious?
me. people complimented it
me. I looked hilarious I suspect, but it looked fine
TheFuckOffGirl what'd you wear it with?...
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drnecessitor:
Welcome back 
xanicat:
!!!!!!
!!!!!! Things that have been making me laugh lately.
1. TheFuckOffGirl saying "Cheeeeeese, Gromit!" when she's pleased about something.
2. The following dialogue.
Me: "Am I the most dangerous man you've ever known?"
TFOG: "If by dangerous, you mean custard, then yes."
Going to Canberra tomorrow for the first ever SGAU Ball.
Then back to Sydney and work, to more administrative responsibilities and headaches.
1. TheFuckOffGirl saying "Cheeeeeese, Gromit!" when she's pleased about something.
2. The following dialogue.
Me: "Am I the most dangerous man you've ever known?"
TFOG: "If by dangerous, you mean custard, then yes."
Going to Canberra tomorrow for the first ever SGAU Ball.
Then back to Sydney and work, to more administrative responsibilities and headaches.
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cleverthings:
As I said yesterday, great to see you again! You're awesome.
deadforhours:
hey! yes it probably is mine! But i have no idea how it would have ended up in your room... ? just to be sure you should probably open up a document that is saved to the thumb drive to check if the documents have my name in the header/footers.
I think it's official. Right after the upcoming and much awaited SGAU Masqued Ball, I'm going to be made the ringleader of my particular asylum. Can I possibly convey how much I don't want this?
Other news.
TFOG and I watched some David Attenborough on DVD the other night. TFOG makes it clear that David is a man she would leave me for if he...
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Other news.
TFOG and I watched some David Attenborough on DVD the other night. TFOG makes it clear that David is a man she would leave me for if he...
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_elichrusos:
This is a moment in which my unfortunately mediocre cinematic education has failed me. What, exactly, is funny about this comment?
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highresolution:
i miiissssssss you.
not sure exactly why, but mystery is fun.
i think you should sell your ass.
you'd be a great man-whore.
not sure exactly why, but mystery is fun.
i think you should sell your ass.
you'd be a great man-whore.
lowroller:
I can't afford to go. I've got next to no money, and on top of that I've only got work 2 days a week now. Monday and Saturdays .. 
I still don't even have anything to wear, and even if I could get there for nothing, I have no accom and can't afford that either.
That's life I guess ... doing stuff while you're making plans.
I still don't even have anything to wear, and even if I could get there for nothing, I have no accom and can't afford that either.
That's life I guess ... doing stuff while you're making plans.
How not to demonstrate gun safety.
Holding a Glock .40 pistol in the air, he told the children: "I am the only one here professional enough to handle this weapon."
Then there was a bang and he shot himself in the thigh. Only another round in his pocket stopped the bullet doing lethal damage. With admirable stoicism, Mr Paige continued his talk, although his previous...
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deadforhours:
Of course! I had my ticket within a week of them going on sale!
_liam_:
it be the way i think most of the time i guess
Three updates in less than a week.
You'd almost think I had things to say. But I don't really.
Except to say my work is likely to turn the heat up several notches over the next several months...
You'd almost think I had things to say. But I don't really.
Except to say my work is likely to turn the heat up several notches over the next several months...
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jeff_fries:
Thanks and I hope you are bearing the work well.
bridehead:
There is NEVER enough glitter!!
Even when it's too much it's never enough!!!
How are you luvvie???
xxB/L
Even when it's too much it's never enough!!!
How are you luvvie???
xxB/L
TheFuckOffGirl is sheepish.
Which is unusual, but very cute.
Which is unusual, but very cute.
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barry_anthony:
Was good to see you the other day
Look'n well
B.....
Look'n well
B.....
highresolution:
oh dear god no.
i closed our conversation before i forgot,.
oh shit. i may find the incentive toi write it up, you have no idea the amoutn of amazing journal entries that never made it due to accidently closing a window.
maybe when i'm sober i may find the energy.
otherwise, "honor student" will just be our little fantasy.
i closed our conversation before i forgot,.
oh shit. i may find the incentive toi write it up, you have no idea the amoutn of amazing journal entries that never made it due to accidently closing a window.
maybe when i'm sober i may find the energy.
otherwise, "honor student" will just be our little fantasy.
Today sucked so bad.
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johnclement:
Ready for some disgusting states snobbery? You need to work first world.
I efinitely would travel to hang with you.
^^The U.S. is hardly first world when you include evangelicals.
I efinitely would travel to hang with you.
^^The U.S. is hardly first world when you include evangelicals.
johnclement:
SGNY is near and dear to my heart. I loved Legionaire, I'llStabyou, Skryche, Judy (Still love her like whoah), Derceto, Minimalism, etc.
I'll get a West Coast sampling at prom.
If you do make it around this year, give a shout.
You're on my short list of people I'd love to hang with.
I have two Aussie friends from college, but they're 1) not there now.
I'll get a West Coast sampling at prom.
If you do make it around this year, give a shout.
You're on my short list of people I'd love to hang with.
I have two Aussie friends from college, but they're 1) not there now.
The other evening ... me on the fit-ball trying to count sit-ups. The girlfriend preparing dinner. We're "open plan", so we're in full view of each other.
The news (SBS, for those who know/care) is on TV as I huff and puff my way somewhere in the 50s. The news announcer talks about an uprising in Belarus and the voiceover says something about "Undeterred, the...
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The news (SBS, for those who know/care) is on TV as I huff and puff my way somewhere in the 50s. The news announcer talks about an uprising in Belarus and the voiceover says something about "Undeterred, the...
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vampirate:
Wow, I think I changed my alias like six months ago, too. I didn't mean for it to be vexing to anyone, I promise.
Why I love my girlfriend - a continuing series.
Part XiV: High Quality Heckling.
Me singing to her: "And I will aaaalllwaaaaays love yeeeewwwww..."
Her: "Are you Whitney Houston or Dolly Parton?"
Me: "Dolly."
Her: "You've got the tits for it."
In other news, I'm just watching a show on the south island of New Zealand, looking at places like Kaikora and Akaroa where we...
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Part XiV: High Quality Heckling.
Me singing to her: "And I will aaaalllwaaaaays love yeeeewwwww..."
Her: "Are you Whitney Houston or Dolly Parton?"
Me: "Dolly."
Her: "You've got the tits for it."
In other news, I'm just watching a show on the south island of New Zealand, looking at places like Kaikora and Akaroa where we...
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highresolution:
hey man tits, you need to send me your bank details.
karito:
Aww Thank you! 
This is A Public Service Announcement ... With Guitar!
I have just been kicked out of the Feminist Group.
Please understand that Morgan, the group leader, has been put in a very difficult position. She is trying to keep a fractious group "nice", and she inevitably gets caught between people who are inclined to get their feathers ruffled, and people like me who are...
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I have just been kicked out of the Feminist Group.
Please understand that Morgan, the group leader, has been put in a very difficult position. She is trying to keep a fractious group "nice", and she inevitably gets caught between people who are inclined to get their feathers ruffled, and people like me who are...
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neurotica:
Dude, you should see my thesis. Ten-line sentences (no, make that fifteen-line - my opening chapter is looking sordidly ugly) are so hot right now. And I'm such an anal-retentive, mercenary Nazi when editing other people's work too...
Thanks, lovey. Well, if I ever get a reply to this set
MadDame shot for me, more may indeed be the way of the beast, as it were. And by beast, I mean my pasty arse. And oh, Christ, see, I can't even be economical at 2:12am. Cheers.
Thanks, lovey. Well, if I ever get a reply to this set
MadDame shot for me, more may indeed be the way of the beast, as it were. And by beast, I mean my pasty arse. And oh, Christ, see, I can't even be economical at 2:12am. Cheers.
highresolution:
Uh I'll sort it out.
Oh a happier note I found out I have bipolar disorder today.
So I was crazy.
I feel a little relieved.
Just a little sad my delusions of taking over the world are a little unfounded.
But it explains...a lot.
Oh a happier note I found out I have bipolar disorder today.
So I was crazy.
I feel a little relieved.
Just a little sad my delusions of taking over the world are a little unfounded.
But it explains...a lot.
No. #25 in a series of lame updates without much to say.
I'm back from New Zealand -- have been since Monday. It was unspeakably gorgeous there, it's an amazingly beautiful country.
DISCLAIMER: Pictures stolen from the web. Mine will be uploaded later. Hopefully you can click on them for the full versions if they don't fit into the journal space properly.
Wellington first: (Capital...
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I'm back from New Zealand -- have been since Monday. It was unspeakably gorgeous there, it's an amazingly beautiful country.
DISCLAIMER: Pictures stolen from the web. Mine will be uploaded later. Hopefully you can click on them for the full versions if they don't fit into the journal space properly.
Wellington first: (Capital...
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wendy:
sorry you got booted, dude. i'm about to peace out myself. that is, if i don't get kicked out for saying that nothing will be interesting to read anymore. 
bcguitar33:
Sorry to see you get booted from the feminists group. It's always a shame to see people choose comfort over reason. I left too.
[Edited on Mar 07, 2006 3:25PM]
[Edited on Mar 07, 2006 3:25PM]