i got a rockin' new set of burns at the galvanizers today, it looks like i tried to slash my wrists with a toaster 
i've been having some really freaky dreams lately, dismembered flesh seems to be a re-occuring theme. but i never seem to freak out in dream land...even when i'm being eaten by snakes or molested by ghosts
i normally can recognize a...
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i've been having some really freaky dreams lately, dismembered flesh seems to be a re-occuring theme. but i never seem to freak out in dream land...even when i'm being eaten by snakes or molested by ghosts
i normally can recognize a... Read More
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azrael_abyss:
for 8 more months, then I'm coming back for christmas, and then 5 months after christmas I'll be back for good 
*said in best Stimpy voice* JOY!!!!
*said in best Stimpy voice* JOY!!!!
nixon:
Which is EXACTLY why I left you a note.
i am almost able to move my neck again. strippers should issue disclaimers on all pole tricks (atleast the inverted ones)
i started a new schedule today 10 to 6. so now i am happy hour compatible, and the day seems to go by much faster. but we'll see how it pans out with me staying up till 5am and all.
i started a new schedule today 10 to 6. so now i am happy hour compatible, and the day seems to go by much faster. but we'll see how it pans out with me staying up till 5am and all.
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jurasic:
you mean falling off a stripper pole upside down...right?
well...them fuckers took my tax return...$800...I hate the government...& as soon as they let go of my balls I'm seeking revenge...
I got sincity & kungfu hustle on my cpu...interested?
well...them fuckers took my tax return...$800...I hate the government...& as soon as they let go of my balls I'm seeking revenge...
I got sincity & kungfu hustle on my cpu...interested?
missmyla:
Funny thing is that, one time, I did have a guy on his hands and knees begging me to take him back. The whole situation sucks, but to see him groveling like that felt fucking awesome LOL I'm bad...
Hey, now that you've got your new schedule, you should make it out to one of the SGPDX dinners
Not sure what's going on next Tuesday since people will be out of town... but the one after should be fun We're thinking of finding a place to eat and get shit-faced
Hey, now that you've got your new schedule, you should make it out to one of the SGPDX dinners
Not sure what's going on next Tuesday since people will be out of town... but the one after should be fun We're thinking of finding a place to eat and get shit-faced i am the broken-neck boy.
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d23:
eeeeeeeep...
azrael_abyss:
the boy is doing much better than he was. he was really down in the dumps for a while there, which is understandable.
MUST HAVE PICS OF BABY BOSTONS!!!!!
MUST HAVE PICS OF BABY BOSTONS!!!!!
Hooray for Graveyard-Grab Ass, it's my new favorite game, that and Makeout ChampionIII (i totally kick ass at that one)
the roller coaster ride continues, but right now i'm flyin' high
yup!
the roller coaster ride continues, but right now i'm flyin' high
yup!
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d23:
its gotta be like $8 or so...
tankboi:
last night i drunkenly scaled the Broadway Bridge; over the top, through the trellises, below the deck, the whole shebang. the i dea is that my friend and i will jump off it this summer 
last year we did the Steel bridge like it was cheesecake, but this is ALOT taller from the peak. we will need a boat or two in the water, a film crew, and alot of balls. we are un-decided apout life jackets the velocity of impact would probably tear our limbs off. i will need to do some research on this one. last year was totally spur of the moment, beceause we slept through the Flu'gtag
anyone got a boat?
last year we did the Steel bridge like it was cheesecake, but this is ALOT taller from the peak. we will need a boat or two in the water, a film crew, and alot of balls. we are un-decided apout life jackets the velocity of impact would probably tear our limbs off. i will need to do some research on this one. last year was totally spur of the moment, beceause we slept through the Flu'gtag
anyone got a boat?
i sent a girl to the ER today with a slashed cheek and an eye full of blood, then i bought her flowers.
(i think she likes me)
(i think she likes me)
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missmyla:
When you said that, I pictured myself with this sooped up leaf blower and him flying like 50 feet haha.
Yeah, so far, he's the only past love interest that I've been able to find. Actually, I'm a little glad about that haha. I mean the others were... odd, to say the least.
Yeah, so far, he's the only past love interest that I've been able to find. Actually, I'm a little glad about that haha. I mean the others were... odd, to say the least.
jurasic:
go to fire jam sunday....invite lots of people...it is going to be fun for once...I'm bringing my midgets...amberlee is bringing her little grace...germany is supposed to bring river...ty is bringin fyre...you bring kittens...muhahahaha~ 
tankboi:
costumes & drunkenness
tankboi:
Burning Man
you all smell so very retched.
have a nice day
have a nice day
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committed:
HA! ppffttt!!! sureee blame someone else...typical. hey did you read that article in the paper...breaking news, some sort of breath-taking-vomit-inducing-eye-tearing-gag-for-hours smell is coming from your side of town...hhhmmm wonder what that is? lol and guten tag! bist du verruckt? eeerrrmm
hansel:
I know you are but what am I?
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papawheelie:
bombshell went off to jazzfest, I'm sure she's going to have an awesome time. Im not free to road trip again until labor day
tankboi:
you all smell so very retched.
have a nice day
have a nice day
allow me to rant, if i may.
i'm fucking less than broke
out of love
in debt with friends, work, hospitals, and insurance
denied financial aid for school
falling the fuck apart
feeling like poop
and to top it all off, i just found out that my Mom has cancer.
not my best week, but i'm coming around, i swear.
i'm fucking less than broke
out of love
in debt with friends, work, hospitals, and insurance
denied financial aid for school
falling the fuck apart
feeling like poop
and to top it all off, i just found out that my Mom has cancer.
not my best week, but i'm coming around, i swear.
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paintedbat:
wow I hope your Mom will be ok. That's really bad news, so I hope you are ok too
committed:
OMG I am so sorry...if you need to talk or need anything dont hesitate to come by the big red house...and rocks on windows to wake the dead are more then ok. And we all love you so you're not out of love....
Libby
OMG I am so sorry...if you need to talk or need anything dont hesitate to come by the big red house...and rocks on windows to wake the dead are more then ok. And we all love you so you're not out of love....
Libby
i'm cool,
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amitabha:
yea, I know exactly what you mean.
I'm ready to go right now.
I have no idea how I'm getting down there this year though.. seeing as how I have no car, and my ex room mate who I usually ride with isn't going.
I'm ready to go right now.
I have no idea how I'm getting down there this year though.. seeing as how I have no car, and my ex room mate who I usually ride with isn't going.
amitabha:
holy shit.. TWO school buses?!
damn i think i lost my new camera last night at a party
i'm such a drunkass. but atleast i got all the dirtys off of it first
if any of you pdx folk seen it lemme' know.
i'm such a drunkass. but atleast i got all the dirtys off of it first
if any of you pdx folk seen it lemme' know.
paintedbat:
OMG I hope you find it!!!!!
hansel:
Check in between the seats at bars. My friend lost his iPod and found it there..